Quadrivial Quandary:  Logophiles, Rejoice!  Each day we give you four unusual words.  Can you fit them all in one illustrative sentence?

Attempts to resolve the Quandary:

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"But, dear heart," said Pipkin Maybe-Maybenot, "what on earth has happened to upset you so? you know Dr Cameron and Dr Findlay say you really have to avoid stress and anxiety, and I've made a lovely salad for you and a nice cup of that chamomile tea that calms your nerves," but Theresa slapped him across the face with a wet fish that just happened to be lying on her desk: "you know you know I hate that fucking chamomile tea I said gin and fucking tonic and I meant gin and fucking tonic and now I want you to hold the fucking tonic and give me the gin fucking neat and if you fucking well say anything more about calming my fucking nerves I'll rip your own fucking nerves out and string you up from that fucking chandelier yes THAT fucking chandelier and post that fucking shoefie you took of yourself in my fucking heels on FaceBook so be my sweet little Pipkin and get Mumsy-Wumsy what she asked for right fucking now or I'll stick you in the fucking calaboose and you want to fucking well know what's fucking upset me well pin back your fucking lug-holes and I'll fucking well tell you right fucking now it's that fucking toad-faced little Scotch currant bun she says she fucking says as if she's got any fucking right to say anything to me the fucking cunt she fucking looks like Daphne Broon and she's got the fucking nerve to tell me I have to have equality in my fucking Cabinet she fucking dares to tell me who I can fucking have in my own fucking Cabinet the fucking Lezzie Bitch prodnose is in-fucking-sane she fucking well only says I've got to have one fucking Queer, one Lezzie and a fucking Tranny to make MY fucking Cabinet repre-fucking-sensitive and counter being in the aegis of the Orange Prods from Belfast so I said 'Watch My fucking Lips and see if you can tell which fucking one I AM!' and do you fucking know what the fucking Dyke Bitch said she fucking said well what she only fucking dared to say was she could fucking see that I wasn't the fucking Lezzie!"

(by MissTeriWoman)
The Quandary for Sunday, June 11, 2017 consisted of: Challenge: use all four words together in one illustrative sentence.

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