Quadrivial Quandary:  Logophiles, Rejoice!  Each day we give you four unusual words.  Can you fit them all in one illustrative sentence?

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"But she hardly knows you, dearest one," said Pipkin Maybe-Maybenot - otherwise known as The Prime Minister's husband, mainly because there isn't much else for him to be known as - and he flinched as Theresa threw a crystal decanter at him, something she oftentimes was wont to do and snarled: "whaddaya mean by that you fucking prelapsarian Pipsqueak are you saying I look more like a fucking Tranny and now I've got Boris the Horrible pledging me his 'absolute fucking support' which sounds like he's already sharpening the fucking axe and saying the election result was a 'stunning fucking achievement' which translates as 'she snatched defeat from the jaws of fucking victory' the man's a fucking Janus he can look in opposite directions at the same fucking time and that Orange cunt Margarine doesn't realise she's only a fucking satrap and I'm the Big Boss Lady and she says if we give them a brown fucking envelope with unmarked fucking notes they'll agree to anything why the fuck didn't we think of that before the election no fucking need to campaign just give every voter a brown envelope and we'd have fucking romped in those fucking twats I'm glad they've gone now I can show every cunt just how fucking Strong and Stable I can be so if that Lezzie Bitch wants repre-fucking-sensitive I'll give her repre-fucking-sensitive no fucking problem David Bumble's the fucking Queer Amber Gambler's a fucking Tranny and I'm Out and Proud as a fucking Lezzie that'll knock them all for six and if that fucking Orange Margarine wants a bag stuffed with cash she can fucking get down on her hands and fucking knees and lick my fucking lips for it and if her fucking bog Irish tongue gives me a fucking good killer poke she just might get her cash because the fucking country voted for a Coalition of fucking Chassis and I'll give them a Coalition of fucking Chassis so Classy they'll never forget ME!

(by MissTeriWoman)
The Quandary for Monday, June 12, 2017 consisted of: Challenge: use all four words together in one illustrative sentence.

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