Quadrivial Quandary:  Logophiles, Rejoice!  Each day we give you four unusual words.  Can you fit them all in one illustrative sentence?

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The sounds of the flutes and drums could be heard down Whitehall even before the first sight of The Walk appeared from Trafalgar Square; fronted by 'Wee' Ian Paisley (son of the late 'Big' Ian Paisley) and Tangerine Foster, flanking Prime Minister Theresa Maybe-Maybenot pounding away at the Lambeg Drum she carried strapped to her chest, and all but hidden behind it, she symbolically averred the strength and stability of her Premiership, the rhythmic skelping she gave the Drum's skins demonstrated her deft haptic, that sense of touch with which she handled even the most onerous duties and responsibilities of her office and her unerring ability to perceive the glocal interconnectedness of those issues which she took on her broad shoulders without complaint or hesitation; and when the head of The Walk reached and swung into Downing Street her face shone with tears of Pride and Joy that SHE was the Chosen One, the Prime Minister who had achieved what so many doubters had thought impossible - out of the Jaws of Victory she had snatched Defeat and had cobbled together the Dream Team which her enemesis had christened the Nightmare Team, so jealous were they if the close, even intimate, relations between Theresa and The Tangerine, a marriage made in Heaven which will be spoken of in awe for the next Thousand Year Richard! (by MissTeriWoman)
The Quandary for Wednesday, July 12, 2017 consisted of: Challenge: use all four words together in one illustrative sentence.

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