Quadrivial Quandary:  Logophiles, Rejoice!  Each day we give you four unusual words.  Can you fit them all in one illustrative sentence?

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As the plane, which had been flying over the sea, to avoid entering and crossing any other State's airspace, turned West and prepared to land, the Steward wearing something like a priest's mantelletta, with arms akimbo, reminded any passengers unfamiliar with New York, New York, that they should turn their calenders forward to 2067 AC/DC and Hyman could hear Sadie Moskowitz, in the row behind him, explain to a German businessman in his Mittel Europe middlescence who said he had just experienced an uneasy feeling that he had lost an entire day "two, maybe even," during the flight, never mind thirty years, the reason why New York and England are 30 years ahead of the rest of the Christian or Common Era World in which the year is still 2037: "it was after the first President Trumpet-Trousers rewound all the clocks and watches 24 hours to nullify Court Orders to enter, search and seize persons and property within The Dolls House in Washington DC – which as a bonus, gave everyone an extra day – and that gave him the idea to turn the Official Calender forward thirty years so that under the Statute of Limitations, neither himself nor any members of his family could be arrested for alleged Crimes and Treasons cited by the Warmongers of Fake News and the letters stand for Alternative Calender/District of Columbia and when the USA dissolved and New York annexed DC and England under President Trumpet-Trousers the Second, he decided it would be good for the new Nation of New York etc with it's autarky, it's self-sufficiency, to Lead the World into it's Bright New Future, and his determination to put New York, New York First; so while the other states continued with the principal World Calender, he kept the alternative one for the Twin City State and England; no opposition: he surrounds himself with yeasayers just like his Pop; his principle is meo more or my way or no way again, just like Pop; he can bumfuzzle anyone in one sentence like Papa Duck did in the 140 characters of a Tweet, hey, do you remember those things? and he never lets a thought fester in his brain, something pops into his head it poops straight out of his mouth, and I used that word advisedly – and anyway, as he says, 'Dues and Mooselums, and Jonah's Witlesses and the Mermens in Salt Lake City and the Cheesey folks in Asia, along with many other peculiar and odd-ball folks, all have their own Calenders and different year numbers so why shouldn't New Yorkers?' good question, huh? you'll find that's all President Dewey does well, he asks good questions!"

(by MissTeriWoman)
The Quandary for Thursday, July 27, 2017 consisted of: Challenge: use all four words together in one illustrative sentence.

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