Quadrivial Quandary:  Logophiles, Rejoice!  Each day we give you four unusual words.  Can you fit them all in one illustrative sentence?

Attempts to resolve the Quandary:

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"Jingso!" said Maude, the solecism barely noticed when she followed it up with: "the Very Reverend Angus MacAngus has discovered the Long Lost Diary of Sir Parlane MacFarlane Bt in a kist – a fucking kist! - uncovered by the arbitrary swing of a navvy's spade while digging out a Ha-Ha near Lesmahagow – Lesma-fucking-hagow! it's a dorp, that's what it is, do you know why it's got two fucking Church of Scotland parishes for less than three and a half thousand fucking souls? well I'll tell you why, it's because the guid Christian fowk at the Nor' End o the Toun canna abide the guid Christian fowk at the Sooth End wha reciprocate the sentiments an' that's fucking why – but the best bit is, the kist has been verified by Archaeologists Royal for Scotland and Eminent Experts on Mediaeval Scotland, Professors Sirs Clement Dane (both of them!) as belonging to Lady Griselda of Longformacus!" and Daphne let out a roar that must surely have burst her corsets: "the Danes! the fucking Danes! AAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRGGGGGGHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!"

(by MissTeriWoman)
The Quandary for Wednesday, August 02, 2017 consisted of: Challenge: use all four words together in one illustrative sentence.

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