Quadrivial Quandary:  Logophiles, Rejoice!  Each day we give you four unusual words.  Can you fit them all in one illustrative sentence?

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"The man's an Ass," roared Daphne, "a blithering idiot in his matchy-matchy High-Episcopalian vestments, with his Paisley-pattern chasuble, his incense-burning certitude, his Book of Common Prayer consuetude, his regimen of Fasts and Feasts, of Saints and Beasts, he Dares, Nay, he Forswears, to Debunk our Scholarship, our years of patient, painstaking research and study, of assembling, evaluating, weighing the evidence for and against long, long, before we ever stake our claim that Sir Parlane MacFarlane, the pursuer, defiler, persecutor, torture, prosecutor, deflowerer, tormentor, and execrable executioner of Saint Sister Evadne Eglantyne, was the vilest and most evil Scotsman of all time, on a par with Rome's Nero, Caligula and Elegabalus, France's Gilles de Rais and Marquis de Sade, Rumania's Vlad Drago the Impaler, Russia's Ivan the Terrible, Mad Monk Grigori Rasputin and Joseph Stalin, Germany's Adolph Hitler and his acolytes, all the Kings and Queens of England, and most who reigned after the Union of the Crowns, and that American whose name I keep forgetting, what was he called, you know who I mean Maude, him, thingy, whatsisname?" and Maude, who had been gazing out of the window murmured, "Wild Bill Hickok," at which Daphne snapped: "don't be ridiculous, he was a drover, wagon master, soldier, spy, scout, lawman, gunfighter, gambler, showman, and actor, nothing like the one I'm talking about!" but Maude pointed out of the window, "see, Daphne, look, he's walking down the drive, he looks a bit dazed," and Daphne said, "well so would you if someone shot you in the back of the head," but glanced down at the figure approaching, unsteadily, with blood on his shirt collar and a towel held to his head, "but you know, I think you might just be right, hurry down and open the door, bring him in, while I phone for an ambulance!"

(by MissTeriWoman)
The Quandary for Saturday, August 05, 2017 consisted of: Challenge: use all four words together in one illustrative sentence.

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