Quadrivial Quandary:  Logophiles, Rejoice!  Each day we give you four unusual words.  Can you fit them all in one illustrative sentence?

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But they hadn't reckoned on Rose and Sadie's intensive training in hand and armed combat and when, with a shriek of bafflegab, the two women turned as one, Rose flung a handful of Attic salt – the ultimate "No Way, José!" - in their eyes and Sadie delivered a roundhouse to the sandpaper chin of Sir Parlane while Rose's toecap connected with the contents of Doubleday's baw-bag, after which the two befuddled Clansmen found themselves ignominiously dumped on the sidewalk where they became an al fresco attraction for tourists exploring the seamier side of Gotham City's famous Uptown which is how their photo came to appear on Twatter just fifteen minutes later, heaping ridicule on top of ignominy and embarrassment and resulting in Mrs Gerrard contacting her client to advise him that the contract was being cancelled due to inadequacies in the resources she had been promised – at the same time siphoning a Billion Duck Dollars into her Cayman Account to cover her expenses up to that point: well, it's an ill wind, as the Mob Leaders said on receiving confirmation that JFK had bitten the bullet in Dallas and their troubles were over for a while! or as Sam Gambino wheezed through the cigar smoke and Bourbon fumes: "one down, one to go!"

 

(by MissTeriWoman)
The Quandary for Saturday, October 28, 2017 consisted of: Challenge: use all four words together in one illustrative sentence.

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