Quadrivial Quandary:  Logophiles, Rejoice!  Each day we give you four unusual words.  Can you fit them all in one illustrative sentence?

Attempts to resolve the Quandary:


The moon sailed over the forest glade
Giving a ghostly gleam;
Vampires and werewolves howling made
To add to the scary scene;
A Lutheran just passing by
Said, fie upon all that,
If these be ones who cannot die
I swear I'll eat my hat!
A tradesman heard his solemn vow
And offered him a deal -
A stake in a stake at a freemium rate
To make those ghoulies squeal!
(by OldRawgabbit)


Which is why, when, on very this day in 1517, that werewolf in monk's habit who founded the form of Protestantism which became known as Lutheran, nailed his ninety-five Theses to the door of All Saints’ Church in Wittenberg denouncing the freemium of the Roman Catholic Papacy and it's Sales of Indulgences – among other things – there was a bright gleam in the eye of the only two observers who just happened to be lounging nearby – Count Peppin von Machfleine-Hohenzollern and his swarthy Man-at-Arms Dingus Doopeltag – and the Master muttered to his henchman: "sound him out about joining The Ring of Gold, methinks he'll be in need of some good friends or my name's not

Peppin the Bold" and Doopeltag thought to himself: "you're name's not Peppin the Bold, matey, all the husbands around here call you Peppin the Fornicator," but he merely nodded and sauntered over to the sweating monk and offered to hold his bag of nails for him!

(by MissTeriWoman)
The Quandary for Tuesday, October 31, 2017 consisted of: Challenge: use all four words together in one illustrative sentence.

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