Quadrivial Quandary:  Logophiles, Rejoice!  Each day we give you four unusual words.  Can you fit them all in one illustrative sentence?

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Breakfast took the Professor twenty minutes – it was one of his idiosyncracies that he ordered his life vigesimally, in 20 minute time-slots, even to 20 minutes of steady, rhythmical coitus, followed by 20 minutes of recovery, the result of serious training over many years; the eggs were parboiled just to a perfect softness, then placed in dainty egg-cups, alongside two matching plates of toast soldiers, and cups of strong black coffee (he added a bowl of sugar and small jug of cream, in case that was his student's preference) quietly bombinating to himself, a habit of which he was quite unaware; he then carried them all through to the lounge on a breakfast tray, which he set on the coffee table which stood between the sofa and the perfectly combusted fire: "would you like to be Mother, dear?" he asked Ethel, as she pushed herself up to a sitting position, yawned, hastily covered her mouth, quite unaware of the uses to which it had been put during the night, and stretched: "ooh, that looks lovely, sir," she smiled at him: "but I'd better pop to the loo, if you can tell me the way," and he directed her to the little one under the stairs, the one with the two-way mirror, through which, if he had gone into the locked cupboard beside the Pantry, he could have watched her; but he didn't bother this time, contenting himself with placing the two breakfasts on the table and sitting down in his arm-chair to await her return; meanwhile, Ethel wriggled her jeans down, and then her knickers . . . . . and stopped , , , , , for they were inside out and back to front!

(by MissTeriWoman)
The Quandary for Monday, November 20, 2017 consisted of: Challenge: use all four words together in one illustrative sentence.

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