Quadrivial Quandary:  Logophiles, Rejoice!  Each day we give you four unusual words.  Can you fit them all in one illustrative sentence?

Attempts to resolve the Quandary:

2

They named her for the poppy,
Because she was thin and red;
And such a wifty gal was she
For the silly things she said.
In fact she is notorious
In all the town around 
For making people laugh at the way
Her conversations sound.
One chap was treated to a speech
 - An 'elevator pitch' -
In which she said the Pope (no less!)
Was married to a witch!
But when he pointed out the fact
The Pope can have no wife,
She claimed it was such a secret
They might try to take her life!
(by OldRawgabbit)

1

Oh! the shame! the mortification! she felt quite wifty, sitting dizzy on the toilet, her face blazed poppy red at the realization that at some point during the night. she must have gone to the loo, taken off her jeans and her knickers and then put her knickers on inside out and back to front before stumbling to the lounge, to the sofa, back to sleep; and she could hear her dear old grandmother's voice, stern and determined to instil in her only granddaughter’s conscience as she gave a cross between an elevator pitch and a pep talk: "wotever 'appens, warever you is or 'ow drunk or unwell you is, never, never, ever, get yer knickers in a twist – fink, imagine if yer was knocked down by a bus an' taken by ambluance to the 'ospital and the nusses and docters saw yer knickers was in a twist, wot would they fink you was? a tart, a slapper, a trollop a notorious hoor? no decent Stepford Bird wants the ignominy o' being mistook for a Farmer's daughter, a country bumpkin wot don't know 'er left from right, a pheasant plucker, 'oo can't even put 'er knickers on proper, just imagine, they might even – oh Lawd! oh Gawd! - fink you was a Essex Gel!"

(by MissTeriWoman)
The Quandary for Tuesday, November 21, 2017 consisted of: Challenge: use all four words together in one illustrative sentence.

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