Quadrivial Quandary:  Logophiles, Rejoice!  Each day we give you four unusual words.  Can you fit them all in one illustrative sentence?

Attempts to resolve the Quandary:

2

As every Anglo-Saxon must have Beer,

So every true-born Maori holds his mere,

I say;

And a napoleonized Shi Tzu,

May well yuppify a Zoo,

For it's true that every Doggy has his Day,

I say!

(by MissTeriWoman)

1

An ambitious young Maori sought a puppy
As he wished to be more of a yuppy
He brandished his mere
His dealer to scare:
Saying, "Get me a Shih Tzu, hurry uppy."
 
But the dealer would not be napoleonized;
All shows of aggression he despised.
Told his guard dog to bite,
Put the Maori to flight,
Thus his love for the law emphasised.
(by OldRawgabbit)
The Quandary for Friday, February 16, 2018 consisted of: Challenge: use all four words together in one illustrative sentence.

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