Quadrivial Quandary:  Logophiles, Rejoice!  Each day we give you four unusual words.  Can you fit them all in one illustrative sentence?

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It's Pi Day where the numbers are reversed;
Everywhere else it's Wednesday.
And I, after my four words are well-versed,
To the sawbones I will wend my way
The mobile to their tasks are all dispersed 
While docs invigilate my short-term stay
(by OldRawgabbit)

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On Pi Day it was my sorry duty to invigilate the mobile of would-be sawbones hacking and bludgeoning their way through the remains of the recently deceased and it reminded me that any fool can commit a murder but it takes an artist to commit a good natural death - and there were no artists in this years crop of butchers - so I was inclined to fail them all, but over a late dinner in the two Professor Sir Clement Danes' room I was persuaded to pass two or three for, after all, a blanket failure would not reflect well on the calibre of their teachers: "maybe you should sack all of them as well!" was my rejoinder, but alas! the deed is done, God Save Us All!

(by MissTeriWoman)
The Quandary for Wednesday, March 14, 2018 consisted of: Challenge: use all four words together in one illustrative sentence.

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