Quadrivial Quandary:  Logophiles, Rejoice!  Each day we give you four unusual words.  Can you fit them all in one illustrative sentence?

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When Kayleigh went to the Ceilidh in the King's Arms on Setterday nicht she saw thon maladroit eejit Wullie Scully sully his braw new kilt when he spilt a can o Irn Bru aw ower it cos the niddlin loon was trying tae balance a plate o sausage rolls, pizza slices, chicken drumsticks, triangle fowers, an coleslaw while nibblin his nails like the daft gowk he is!

(by MissTeriWoman)
The Quandary for Monday, April 09, 2018 consisted of: Challenge: use all four words together in one illustrative sentence.

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