Quadrivial Quandary:  Logophiles, Rejoice!  Each day we give you four unusual words.  Can you fit them all in one illustrative sentence?

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Which was when, taking a dogleg and turning up a runway between neighbouring periods and places in the Space/Time Continuum, on Nova Scotia's Prince Edward Island in 2038, Hyman Z Kaplan, being in some need of some refection, had sauntered out of his room in the MacFarlane Castle Hotel and was blithely peeping round corners and into rooms expressly marked as being Strictly Private or Staff Only or indeed, Management Only, when he received the crunt on the head which – when he was discovered just a few minutes later by Milly Millican – made it exigent that he receive immediate First Aid and seeing a red Panic button on the wall with an accompanying plaque marked Emergency Only, Milly did what any self-respecting police officer would do and hit it hard with the palm of her hand and winced at the resulting 150 decibel alarm sound that immediately issued from the speaker just above her head: but it brought results!

(by MissTeriWoman)
The Quandary for Wednesday, August 22, 2018 consisted of: Challenge: use all four words together in one illustrative sentence.

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