Quadrivial Quandary:  Logophiles, Rejoice!  Each day we give you four unusual words.  Can you fit them all in one illustrative sentence?

Attempts to resolve the Quandary:

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Scaramouch Silverman was a bad loser, but rather than ever admit to that, his rubric was invariably: "let's change the game, I know a better one, it's so much fun, you're all gonna love it!" but the time he produced a pair of antigropelos, and explained how the game worked, Jack 'Jazzer' McCreary took one look and said: "fuck that shite fer a gemme o sodgers, ah'll stick tae ma Nicky Tams, an a gless o Irn Bru, ta very muchly," and do you know who won? uh oh! the virus I picked up a few weeks ago has wreaked havoc with my insides, which is why I've been rather erratic in accepting the daily challenges, and, oh gosh, apologies, I've gotta dash . . . . .

(by MissTeriWoman)
The Quandary for Monday, August 27, 2018 consisted of: Challenge: use all four words together in one illustrative sentence.

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