Quadrivial Quandary:  Logophiles, Rejoice!  Each day we give you four unusual words.  Can you fit them all in one illustrative sentence?

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Paderewski Varolov, clearly the mentor of his companion, Dmitri Dosvedanya, blew raspberries, thrice, and it seemed to be a signal, for in a trice the other Russian siderated the three Scots and Grigori Rasputin, but while the Danes and MacAngus were all floored, Grigori merely shook his head to clear the sound, like the buzz of an irritated bluebottle inside his brain, then poked Dosvedanya in the eyes with his forefinger and second finger, effectively blinding him and then everybody was Kung Fu Fighting, those guys were fast as lightning, in fact, it was a little bit frightening, but they fought with expert timing, until Rasputin swung a goalscoring kick which connected at full velocity with Varolov's crown jewels, and the Oilygarch subsided beside his associate, while Rasputin roused his friends: "vake up, vake up, iss all ova!"

(by MissTeriWoman)
The Quandary for Monday, September 03, 2018 consisted of: Challenge: use all four words together in one illustrative sentence.

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