Quadrivial Quandary:  Logophiles, Rejoice!  Each day we give you four unusual words.  Can you fit them all in one illustrative sentence?

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Now, as the Neanderthal chief spoke, clearly displaying an eironical sense of self-deprecating humour in his personality, D began to discern the unspoken – which is to say, retained – consonants which were barely audible among the strong vowels and at last, with all the suddenness of a cornfield meet, came the realisation that, without a word of a lie (for this writer is not given to taradiddle, being interested only and solely in recording the absolute truth about the startling events which have occurred and she relates here) the chief was speaking in English, and not even in standard English, but in a particularly singular form of English – and how a Russian Oilygarch should come to be in possession of the experience, and, indeed, memories, to distinguish that one single form, this writer is quite unable to explain, for D himself is at a loss – and that being Dundonian, the dialect unique to inhabitants of the City of Dundee, and exclusively in the spoken form, for Dundonians are as adept in their use of the English Language as anyone else – you only have to peruse the pages of the Sunday Post, the Weekly News, Beano and Dandy to realise that despite it's spoken form, Dundonians write in English and not some archaic form of ogham! but as that were not surprise enough, the reader will understand his bewilderment when he noticed that the decorative bangle he wore on his right wrist, was, in fact, a wristwatch! collapse of stout party, and P rushed to his aid, only to be pulled away by some of the community's strong-men, and could only watch in disbelief when the tribe's Witch-Doctor cleared some space around the patient, already showing signs of peripheral cyanosis, and then set to work to deliver faultlessly executed CPR!

(by MissTeriWoman)
The Quandary for Thursday, September 13, 2018 consisted of: Challenge: use all four words together in one illustrative sentence.

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