Quadrivial Quandary:  Logophiles, Rejoice!  Each day we give you four unusual words.  Can you fit them all in one illustrative sentence?

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This evening, the Melrose Branch of the Omega Point Society met in the back room of The Ship Inn for it's biannual Extraordinary General Meeting and the Secretary, Maude Lyttleton, informed the Chairlady, Daphne Dumbiedykes, that certain important items of business which had been on the agenda for the March EGM had not been discussed as a result of the commotion caused by the raunchiness of certain remarks made by one member to another; now, as it happens, Daphne did not need to be reminded of the incident, it having involved Father Mungo Macaneny SJ – a good friend and internationally renowned authority on Lady Griselda of Longformacus and her cousin, Sister Evadne Eglantyne – and Mrs Jubbly Johanssen (nee Janquers), Daphne's lifelong friend and confidant: "but how can I mention it without causing offence to one or the other?" she hissed, and Maude hissed back: "just refer them to Rule 22b, subsection 3a and sub-subsection 8qt of the Society's Standing Orders which states: 'personal remarks, whether intended to be either complimentary or derogatory in reference to another member's personal appearance, speech or habits, shall play no part in the ethical, moral, philosophical or transcendental deliberations of the Society and a breach of this Rule shall, on a first offence be punished by a gently reproving slap on the wrist, and if repeated or expanded upon subsequently, by the forfeit of a gage at the Chairlady's discretion, accompanied by a forceful punch up the bracket!' and that should shut them up!" and Daphne marvelled at Maude's encyclopaedic knowledge of the Standing Orders: "which, I must confess I've never bothered to read, never mind study," at which Maude, smiling enigmatically, replied: "me neither, maybe we ought to write them!"

(by MissTeriWoman)
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