Quadrivial Quandary:  Logophiles, Rejoice!  Each day we give you four unusual words.  Can you fit them all in one illustrative sentence?

Attempts to resolve the Quandary:

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"In my humble opinion," said Dr Henry Jekyll to Gracie Long – actually, as assiduous readers know, the Lady Griselda of Longformacus, accidentally whizzed by a Wormhole through the Space/Time Continuum from Tavish Dalwhinnie's cloak in 13th Century Edinburgh to a wardrobe in London's Drury Lane in the 1880s, much as a Snake will transport a player's counter from Square 89, all the way down the length and breadth of the Board to square 2 – and her dear friend, owner of the wardrobe and mentor in the Game of Harlotry, Miss Sadie Siddons, who had just half an hour ago knocked at the Doctor's door in search of her missing Ward, "this man Sir Peveril MacFarlane, is none other than the Evillest Man Who Ever Lived, the Fiend of Fiends, that inveterate recalcitrant, the hydrophobic Phantom Raspberry-Blower of Ye Olde Londone Towne, Sir Parlane MacFarlane!" there was a shocked silence in which the ticking of the Grandfather Clock in the lobby seemed to echo around the house, gaining momentum as it swirled through the rooms, and each person's heartbeat seemed to by sucked into it, as lava spouting from a quaquaversal volcano runs down every slope carried by both gravity and it's own terrible momentum until all is obliterated; and Dr Jekyll's delicate but strong surgeon's hands toyed with an old rustic thatcher's legget, tapping it on his desk in time with all those other thuds and thumps until Gracie leapt to her feet, hands to her ears, cried "No! No! the Dastardly Devil! he ravished and murdered my own sister, Sister Evadne Eglantyne! save me from his clutches!" and fell to the floor in a swoon!

(by MissTeriWoman)
The Quandary for Tuesday, November 13, 2018 consisted of: Challenge: use all four words together in one illustrative sentence.

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