Quadrivial Quandary:  Logophiles, Rejoice!  Each day we give you four unusual words.  Can you fit them all in one illustrative sentence?

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"Unhand me. ye heathen!" cried Peadar Mooney at his unseen assailants, "huv ye nay respect fer yer man here, abomination though he may be, bein a brief fer the haves agin the have nots, but all the same, some divil has bashed his brains oot an iffen that husnae kilt him, the tummel offen Salisbury Crags wud hae finished him off, good an proper, hud I no dun the public-spirited thing an saved him from The Drop!" and taking a deep breath, as though about to declaim the Last Rites, a hand clapped itself over his mouth and a woman hissed: "ah but yer the right ritzy wan tae be grievin this bag o shite, Peadar Mooney, ah never hud ye pegged for bein a hypocrite!" and his eyes nearly popped out of his head: "Dixie O'Hooligan, as I live an breath, or at least I will that, if ye'se hud the decency tae unhand me," at which he was let go of, but still closely hemmed in by, as he glanced around, Dixie and her twin Bunty, and two young fellahs who had that combination of intellectuality coupled with a hint of muscle, which was enough to stay Peadar off from trying to fight his way out; oh well, he considered this bivious situation, there's no third option, so I'd best side with this gang, especially with the Twins in it, for I wouldn't like to see my bones being turned into scrimshaw by some lifer in Saughton, like this lifeless thing at me feet; which prompted him to glance at the two men: "wis it ye'se yins banjoed him?"

(by MissTeriWoman)
The Quandary for Thursday, November 29, 2018 consisted of: Challenge: use all four words together in one illustrative sentence.

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