Quadrivial Quandary:  Logophiles, Rejoice!  Each day we give you four unusual words.  Can you fit them all in one illustrative sentence?

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"Bonk him on the conk?" exclaimed Felix Rosenstiel, "not our style, Mr Mooney, "but I do think we need to secure him before we try to take him down the hill," at which Peadar removed a length of stout cord from his capacious pockets, and Felix, assisted by Riddle Rankine, proceeded to tie Martin Elginbrod's ankles and wrists, in such a way that he could be rolled down the hill towards the Radical Road, where one of the O'Hooligan Twins associates was waiting for them with a vehicle that had been adapted to give it a passable resemblance to an ambulance - it did mean a slight diverication to get there, but there were enough of them to make it in short order, despite Mooney taking on the role of preceptor and issuing a constant stream of instructions as he walked and smoked several cigarettes in the time it took to reach the vehicle, just beyond the old loch: "ye'll be taking a dram to mark the Saint's Day?" asked Mr Mooney to the assembled group, after Elginbrod had been safely stowed and driven off to an undisclosed destination: "well, now, and where would you suggest?" asked Rankine, expecting it to be The Burke and Hare, only to be surprised and privileged when the older man said: "my place, the missus will be pleased to make your acquaintance, bhoys, the lasses are already well kent, since they were knee-high to a grasshopper, sure and isn't that so, Bunty?" and the girls both agreed, so, following in Mr Mooney's footsteps, they trooped off to meet the far-famed matriarch who ruled Peadar Mooney;'s indoor life!

(by MissTeriWoman)
The Quandary for Friday, November 30, 2018 consisted of: Challenge: use all four words together in one illustrative sentence.

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