Quadrivial Quandary:  Logophiles, Rejoice!  Each day we give you four unusual words.  Can you fit them all in one illustrative sentence?

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But on the way, their path suddenly divaricated when Dixie O'Hooligan suddenly threw herself at a couple of guys who'd just stepped out of a pub: "I'll fuckin kill ye, ya fuckin arsehole bastard!" she screamed into the face of one, as she slammed him against the wall and fair kneed him in the goolies, before turning towards the other, but he abandoned his pal and ran hell-for-leather away from the mayhem; "what's up, Dixie?" asked Riddle, but not moving too close: "he cried me a Playboy Bunny, the fucking wanker!" and kicked the guy, who had slumped to the pavement: "well, I think he's got the message that you aren't that," laughed Riddle, as he and Dixie hurried to catch up with the others: "aye but, it's okay for you guys," said Dixie, still pumped up with the adrenaline rush, "you really dinnae ken whit it's like bein a lassie an hearin shite like thon aw the time, an no jist fae arseholes like him, there's arseholes aw ower the place, an loads wha should ken better – they open their gobs an lerrit aw come oot, an if ye object they say 'och, cool it hen, it's jist in fun, a wee bit o hairmless banter, words dinnae hurt ye!' aye bit they dae, an okay it's mebbe different fae getting run ower by a bus, or being in accouchement, ye ken, gien birth tae a bairn, burrit's stuff like thon that grinds us doon, yin generation efter another, an even you Riddle – no that ah've ever heard ye say stuff like thon, but ah mean, ye micht sympathise an empathise, but ye cannae really ken whirrit's like unless yer a lassie, ye ken?" and Riddle said: "like ye cannae really sing the Blues, unless ye're Black, Blind an Starvin?" and she punched him on the arm, laughed and said: "prick! but dinnae take it tae hert, am only cryin ye a prick in fun, ye ken, hairmless banter!"

(by MissTeriWoman)
The Quandary for Saturday, December 01, 2018 consisted of: Challenge: use all four words together in one illustrative sentence.

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