Quadrivial Quandary:  Logophiles, Rejoice!  Each day we give you four unusual words.  Can you fit them all in one illustrative sentence?

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It was well after midnight on the first day of the Brexit Debate, when the Conservative Members of Parliament for the three Beddingshire Constituencies: North (Sir Pompus MacFarlane), Mid (Mr Digby Doubleday) and South (Ms Natalie Rhombus) staggered into the Chamber and found themselves rather at a loss - it was highly unusual for a Debate, however sparsely attended, to be on at this hour: "it's a wee bit eldritch," hissed Nat the Hat, sliding along a bench, to make room for her companions; "not much of a conglomerate, worse attendance than for a School Debating Society!" said Sir Pompus, sniggering, as he surreptitiously pulled a hip flask from his pocket and, hiding it behind a handkerchief, took a swig, then passed the handkerchief and it's contents to Nat; which was when the perspicacious Doubleday spotted something untoward under the Front Bench opposite (not realising that the Three Caballeros had entered the Opposition Benches) and, hand raised and index finger quagswagging, roared: "I Spy Strangers!" thus causing uproar, especially as the Stranger, dragged out from under the PM's customary seat before the Dispatch Box turned out to be none other than the Leader of the Democratic Unionist Party, Madame Tangerine Foster, wearing the Regalia of a Grand Imperial Wizard of the Loyal Orange Order, not herself a Member! what a kerfuffle, during which the three from Beddingshire, having realised their erroneous choice of seats, quietly squeezed out of the Chamber and found their way back to The Floozies Bar and their usual table!

(by MissTeriWoman)
The Quandary for Tuesday, December 04, 2018 consisted of: Challenge: use all four words together in one illustrative sentence.

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