Quadrivial Quandary:  Logophiles, Rejoice!  Each day we give you four unusual words.  Can you fit them all in one illustrative sentence?

Attempts to resolve the Quandary:

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He wis a numpty, a ba'heid, a joke;

His Ne'erday handsel a wee lump o coke!

Her Ne'erday resolve went up, puff, in smoke,

As he gied her a slice o black bun in a poke,

For her redimite beauty could mak his heart-broke!

So he went hame, turned taps oan, had a lang soapy soak,

An considered hissel wan gey lucky bloke!

(by MissTeriWoman)
The Quandary for Tuesday, January 01, 2019 consisted of: Challenge: use all four words together in one illustrative sentence.

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