Quadrivial Quandary:  Logophiles, Rejoice!  Each day we give you four unusual words.  Can you fit them all in one illustrative sentence?

Attempts to resolve the Quandary:

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And as the faces above him swam and altered, he thought: "no, there can't be two dormice, there's something wrong – it's either me or him!" and he caught sight of Quentin's contraption, but the screen had changed, now it was like a television and showed the front door of The Bunker, with a microphone standing beside some sort of improvised lectern, and he realised what was about to happen: "Mad Hatter, can you hear me?" and the Mad Hatter, vaguely resembling Sir Wilfred, bent closer and said in a brumal sort of voice, soft as falling snow, yet crisp as frost: "it's all alright, Jim, Lad, you see, The Queen of Hearts has baked a huge Charlotte Russe and if the Nasties don't fall into line she's going to boycott their Winter Frost Fair on the Thames – did you hear, Jim, lad, the ice is now twelve feet thick and the locals are dancing with yokels from the backwoods round a blazing fire and everyone is throwing their passports and all other Identity Cards we've conned them into over the years – Bus Passes, Driving Licences, Credit and Debit Cards, Supermarket Loyalty Cards, anything with a Chip and a Pin or a Passport-type Photograph! now we won't have a scooby Who's Who! or What the Buy, or Where they Go! everyone in the country, whether home-grown or imported, will be completely anonymous, absolutely wiped clean, washed out, laundered better than anything the Mafia in the Banks and Hedge Funds and on Trading Floors can do; all reborn, able to go where they like, with whomever they want and the Government can't control them, nor can anyone else!" and as he danced around his voice grew to a crescendo! "no Referendums, no Elections, no Taxes, no Check-outs, no Money, no Traffic Wardens, no Police, no Border Controls, no Civil Servants, no NHS, no Army, no Navy, no Churches, no . . . . ." which was when Timothy screamed: "you can't abolish the NHS! for God's Sake man, that's a Bridge Too Far!" and they fell back, as if he was a Leper, come to infect them all, and then the screen caught his eye again and he stood stock-still and watched, and the others crowded round him and watched too, as the PM, Mrs Maybe-Maybenot came out of the most famous door in the World, and before the door closed, the most famous cat in the World slipped inside; the PM stood before the small lectern, now with a bouquet of microphones, and a girl crept into shot and attached another to the bouquet and crept out of shot again; the PM gazed earnestly around at the journalists, photographers, cameramen and women, from all over the world, indeed, the Known Universe, she nodded to a few, smiled, even gave a tiny wave of the hand, and took a breath, looked directly into the BBC camera and then . . . . .

(by MissTeriWoman)
The Quandary for Saturday, January 12, 2019 consisted of: Challenge: use all four words together in one illustrative sentence.

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