Quadrivial Quandary:  Logophiles, Rejoice!  Each day we give you four unusual words.  Can you fit them all in one illustrative sentence?

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And as suddenly as the light came back on, the hortative voices resumed, and Lulu sidled over to me; in something of a stage whisper – subtlety not being her forte – she told me that Father Macaneny had discovered a cache of documents hidden in an old family vault in The Church of Our Lady: "it's the diaries o a London doctor, an his sister, wha had a practice in Drury Lane in the 1860s an 70s, seems they rescued a damsel in distress name of Gracie Long aka Griselda of Longformacus wha was ane o the witnesses for the Croon against a bunch of High Society ne'erdaeweells wha had the wherewithal tae hire top briefs an QCs an wi'oot Gracie's sworn testimony the scumbags wis likely goanie be acquitted, only a butterfingered solicitor's clerk jist happened tae drap a bundle o documents intae the area beneath the Doc's front door an the gate to the stairs doon bein padlocked, it didny cross his mind for a second tae climb ower intae, as he said in an affidavit: 'private property,' so he went hame for his supper an it was only next morning that he fund the bundle neatly placed ootside the area stairs, so he picked them up an, wi perhaps only the slightest kind o a wink towards a tiny twitch in the net curtains, carried on tae the chambers whaur he worked – and whit dae ye think the bundle contained?" and after the shortest possible moment, she continued: "list efter list o a'thing the defendants wis accused o, in the defendants ain statements tae their lawyers, confirmin every crime they wis charged wi! un-be-fuckin-lievable, but true!"

(by MissTeriWoman)
The Quandary for Sunday, January 20, 2019 consisted of: Challenge: use all four words together in one illustrative sentence.

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