Quadrivial Quandary:  Logophiles, Rejoice!  Each day we give you four unusual words.  Can you fit them all in one illustrative sentence?

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Twas aboot Ēosturmōnaþ in 1485 sirs, that Blind Harry and his wee perty o wee buoys emerged fi the Caledonian Forest an fund theirsels gazin doon on Glen Glum – weel, the buoys did, Blind Harry couldna - an wi his ither seeven senses fair cracklin an ower-compensatin fer the yin he hudna possessed fer weel ower a hunner yeer, he reachit oot an tappt each ane oan the heid an spake his name: "Gibby Lonnegan, descendit fi Lang Lonnegan, wha cood rin the length o the Great Glen in baith directions in ane day, cairyin a bushel of wheat under ane airm an a gallon o Glen Glum Best uisge-beatha na h-Alba unner tither an no stoap tae eat nor drink until his rin wis ower; Tam Sneddon, echt o whas forefaithers aince held a Roman airmy at bay fer 16 days until they finally died o hunger and exhaustion an the victorious Sneddons cerrit their Eagle hame tae Glen Sneddon in triumph; Boabie MacConkey, the great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great-grandson o Big Boabie MacConkey the Conkey King o Alba celebratit fer an wide fer his Triple Smash an his conscientious dedication tae preservin the graund oul gemme o Conkey in his wee, but definitive, buik: Conkey, The Rools o the Gemme o Kings, Saints and Sinners, Scholars an Gentilmeun Perth 1065; Alasdair MacCaroon descendit fae The Caroon o Loch Caroon, ane o the finest Royal Pipers tae blaw his whustle oan tap o Ben Nevis, tae summon the Seventy Seven tae battle - his Pipes cood be heard a ower Caledonia an each made haste tae Rally unner the Mountin; Nicol Nicol o Nicol fae Glen Nicol, whaur in the Ancient Times, the Ancient Religion wis fundit by the very furst Nicol Nicol o Nicol, High Priest Annointed bi Goad, Amen; Erchie Ecclefechan, fae the famous femly o Ecclefechans, the finest fencers in the hale Seevin Kingdoms wha beat aw ither fencers hauns doon an whaes fences still staun efter echt hunner year, a credit tae Bonnie Caledonia; Humphrey MacAugustine-MacAmpersand, Scholars tae the Kings o the Seevin Kingdoms in Perpituitary, whit they didna ken wisna worth kennin, an wi each generation passin oan it's kenworthy tae the next, it's nae wunner each yin has a bigger heid than his faither, so if ye ever want tae ken sumthin, ask Humphrey; an last but be nae means least: Padraig Macaroon o Minestrone, latest o the famous line o Kwasi the Slinger, praised by The Lochlann hissel fer his invaluable work on that fateful day when they slew Devilish Dominic Doubleday, Sir Parlane MacFarlane an The Red Etin o Ireland! – each ane o ye has a femly history tae be muckle droop o, an ye each hae a muckle femly reputation tae live up tae," an the echt boys stood an glowed, each basin in the magniloquent praise o Blind Harry, an each determine tae live up tae his Praise: "noo laddies, this is whaur ane o ye will discover his Destiny – dinna get cauld feet, jist gethir untae yersels aw the power investit in ye frae yer noble an illustrious ancestors, an dae yer best; bit thons fer the morn's morn – the licht is fadin an we need tae mak oor camp an, efter denner, ah'll pley ye some music oan ma Jews Harp an ye kin hae a wee bit b-boying, is that whit they cry thon dance craze back at the Palace?" and the boys aw gaed a cheer, an set tae getherin branches and reeds tae mak the final camp afore facin the Axe in the Stane next morning!

(by MissTeriWoman)
The Quandary for Sunday, March 24, 2019 consisted of: Challenge: use all four words together in one illustrative sentence.

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