Quadrivial Quandary:  Logophiles, Rejoice!  Each day we give you four unusual words.  Can you fit them all in one illustrative sentence?

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So, while they wait for the Convocation of the Clergy to commence, which is a bit like waiting for a letter of appointment from Boring and Idleness and District District Council's Department of Redundancy Department (Staffing and Humane Resources, Employment and Management Services [including Waged and Salaried Divisions, Pensions and Superannuation Administration] and Administration) {Office Hours Mondays (except on the First Monday of Each Month) Tuesdays and Wednesdays (early closing on Wednesdays) Thursdays and Fridays (Mornings only) 8am-9am, 10am-11am, 11.30am-12.30pm, 2pm-3pm, 4pm-4.30pm after which Telephone Answering Service only until 6pm {except in months ending in ember, when it will be until 5.30pm} calls may be recorded for Training Purposes and/or Entertainment at the Staff (including Ancillary Staff - except those on Temporary or 0 Hours Contracts) Christmas Festivities and Party, which is going through quite a boom at this time of austerity, budget cuts, and Brexit in the air, so let us leave the curry shop by the door into the Beer Garden, turn to your left, which is my right, and take two cubits East and three south and, taking advantage of your newly discovered barebone skinniness, especially when viewed from the side, step through the curtain into the heat and dust which always seems to hang heavy in this Land of Milk and Honey and sit you down beside Rebecca Pew for a minute and make yourself at home while I pop into the Ladies; "oh," said Rebecca, her eyes opening wide, to show off her irises, in all their radiance, "it's yourself!" and giving that little sprunking bringing together of her forearms tight into her body and digging in with her elbows which brought her already noteworthy bosoms to even greater prominence and causing each to shimmy like a restrained water balloon, and both in perfect symmetry as if they were contestants in some kind of synchronised sporting event, and she gave her little tinkling laugh which went up and down the scales simultaneously – and don't raise your eyes, I bet you can't laugh like that!

(by MissTeriWoman)
The Quandary for Saturday, April 13, 2019 consisted of: Challenge: use all four words together in one illustrative sentence.

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