Quadrivial Quandary:  Logophiles, Rejoice!  Each day we give you four unusual words.  Can you fit them all in one illustrative sentence?

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Last night, after the emotional rollercoaster of the Scotland v Argentina match in which we led by 3 goals to 0, then gave away two goals and in the dying seconds had a penalty given against us! what a con – there seems to be a policy in this Women's World Cup where we've been punished by a dubious penalty in each match! DOOMED again! naebdy likes us, abdy hates us, but we dinnae care! oh, but we do – the penalty was saved by our brilliant goalie, HOORAY we had won 3-2, Here's tae us, wha's like us? gey few an they're aw deid! but then – the referee ordered it to be retaken and Argentina equalised, the whistle blew and we were out of the competition; ROBBED as usual! later, I relaxed reading We by Yevgeny Zamyatin and my thoughts returned to the Journal we had examined earlier: it was rather gallus, the language I mean – and the content – I think Maude may be right, the woman seems to have been a procuress for de Sade, but also engaged in a series of physical exertions with MacFarlane and become quite close to him (obviously she must have shared his perversions – hussy! but what can you expect from someone so intimate with the Marquis?) and then came the Fortune Telling: she was quite specific about him not living to see the year 2020 – if she had written 1820 there would have been nothing remarkable, but 2020! he must have told her about his Time Travelling, but would she have truly believed it? and that was when there was an insistent ringing from the front door bell, as if someone was leaning on the button with all their weight – and when I opened the door who should be doing just that, but Hermeneutic Steatopygous, Professor of Ancient Greek at He riot-Watt University in Galashiels, with all the demeanor, and appearance – wild eyes and unruly hair, of a man absolutely mullered! – he fell through the doorway and lay prostrate on the carpet so I called for Isa and Milly to help me drag him in and put him in the recovery position for our Aunties to deal with, for ii was obviously them that he would have come to see.

(by MissTeriWoman)
The Quandary for Thursday, June 20, 2019 consisted of: Challenge: use all four words together in one illustrative sentence.

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