Quadrivial Quandary:  Logophiles, Rejoice!  Each day we give you four unusual words.  Can you fit them all in one illustrative sentence?

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When local proctologist Dr Partley Johnson was handed the gold watch and amaranth bouquet on the day of his retirement, there were many who rejoiced at the news, happy that someone who they considered to be a reckless rodomont would no longer be able to expound on all his dubious medical achievements as he prodnosed their nether regions in his dilapidated clinic.

(by The Masked Pimpernel)
The Quandary for Saturday, November 02, 2019 consisted of: Challenge: use all four words together in one illustrative sentence.

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