Quadrivial Quandary:  Logophiles, Rejoice!  Each day we give you four unusual words.  Can you fit them all in one illustrative sentence?

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Thus it was that Goliath Arfencock, by virtue of not being a card-carrying member of either the SNP or the Greens, or any engorged mop-haired member of a political persuasion for that matter, alka seltzers nonetheless at the ready in order to stomach the inordinately long sentences inevitably inscribed in their tedious reports, was finally able to impugn the credibility of the rabid journalistic Roberdsmen who had slighted him so viciously with their politically contorted revisions of his fantastic yet totally veracious account, if he should say so himself, of his adventures through the space-time continuum.

(by The Masked Pimpernel)
The Quandary for Saturday, December 14, 2019 consisted of: Challenge: use all four words together in one illustrative sentence.

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