Quadrivial Quandary:  Logophiles, Rejoice!  Each day we give you four unusual words.  Can you fit them all in one illustrative sentence?

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"I will be the Wife of Bath," said with a chuckle; it was Ulla Ulp conferring on the telephone with a confederate and sounding rather gaminesque, clearly enjoying the game, almost as a new addition to the rest of the Kris Kringle festivities which, despite the absence of any hint of a White Christmas, seemed to have taken the evergreen Melrose by the shoulders, compelling them to rise and fall in a manner distinctly reminiscent of Ted Heath as portrayed on BBC television for many years by Mike Yarwood; there was a spit take, easily recognised despite not being seen, then a splutter as the person at the other end blew his nose, at which point Ulla said: "g'night then, Hymie, I'll call you in the morning," and cut the call, before stepping into the steaming bath with a great sense of relief.

(by MissTeriWoman)
The Quandary for Wednesday, December 25, 2019 consisted of: Challenge: use all four words together in one illustrative sentence.

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