Quadrivial Quandary:  Logophiles, Rejoice!  Each day we give you four unusual words.  Can you fit them all in one illustrative sentence?

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Though it probably takes the gilt off the gingerbread, at least it removes the guilt of keeping a secret from my shoulders, I must reveal that Ulla Ulp – played to Norwegian perfection – was in fact Norman Noggs, my uncle, put up to it by his old chum, Hyman Kaplan and, while Daphne had rejected their request for clothes with which to effect the disguise, Norman had in fact found ample – in every sense – among the bags in the loft which contained items his sister, my auntie May was intending to donate to the Chest, Heart and Stroke Boutique at the bottom of the High Street; and because the infiltration from Bowden was now known to Norman to be twiforked – both MacFarlane and Doubleday involved – they decided that their counter should be the classic whipsaw, with Norman as Alison, the Wife of Bath and Hyman either the Clerk of Oxford or the Serjeant at Law: "maybe the Clerk will be the nearest I ever get to Oxford, and I've been on the wrong end of the Law enough in my life, it's time to turn the tables," but all of that was for the morning, and now that his several days of spying on MacFarlane and Doubleday were concluded till then, Norman schlumped on his bed in Burt's and knocked back a glass of Highland Park, which was just when his idiosyncratic shave and a haircut, two bits tapped on the door told Norman that Hyman had arrived, for they wanted to assist each other in the morning and go across early to Talbot House, and explain everything to Algie before the mass of Pilgrims was due to be there.

(by MissTeriWoman)
The Quandary for Thursday, December 26, 2019 consisted of: Challenge: use all four words together in one illustrative sentence.

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