Quadrivial Quandary:  Logophiles, Rejoice!  Each day we give you four unusual words.  Can you fit them all in one illustrative sentence?

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The beard and whiskers, I decided at once, were a foofaraw, an attempt at cosmeticization intended to disguise the true identity of the Franklin and without giving any further thought, I pushed my way towards him, cried "Sir Felix, Sir Felix, is it really you?" and flung my arms around him, took firm hold of his hairy appendages and yanked with all my might, suddenly wondering if – if he had used some form of superglue – this might tear skin from his face, but that was not enough to prevent me from using maximum force: he screamed, like a banshee or a cat accidentally sat upon in a normally empty armchair! the resultant tumult was, well, tumultuous; I was instantly grappled to the floor by several large lady members of Bowden Women's Rugby Club and found myself no longer an integral member of the Pilgrims' heterotopia, being roundly abused physically and verbally for my unwarranted assault on the new – and quite naturally endowed – Minister, the Reverend Indigo Jollifant, which I only fully appreciated once I had been carried, struggling and bawling, outside by the scrum and deposited on the outside of the Kirkyaird wall: "that'll teach ye tae attack Maister Jollifant, ye whippersnapper," grunted one of them, built, in common with her male counterparts, like a brick shithoose, adding: "an dinna fer ane second think yer gettin aff lightly – we ken wha ye ur, an whaur ye bide, yer caird's merked!" and shoulder to shoulder they waddled back into the Kirk, leaving me with a horrified Aggie.

(by MissTeriWoman)
The Quandary for Thursday, January 02, 2020 consisted of: Challenge: use all four words together in one illustrative sentence.

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