Quadrivial Quandary:  Logophiles, Rejoice!  Each day we give you four unusual words.  Can you fit them all in one illustrative sentence?

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There was no malice aforethought when Hannah Manyanah, Office Boy and Gurrrl Wednesday at The Melrose Monday Meshuggener answered the telephone in the back room and was forced to apologise for not understanding a word the caller spoke in what she assumed was meant to be an impression of Jackie Mason: "sit meee, My Man!" the voice began to escalate and to Hannah it was the beginning of one of those skimble-skamble calls every wannabe winner of a Press Gazette British Journalism Award in her future is forced to listen to in this present, but she knew how to prescind such time-wasting drivel, so, saying: "there seems to be a problem with the line, you are so faint I can hardly," she killed the call and so never heard the Editor-in-Chief, Hyman Kaplan, trying to tell her that two elderly participants in the Annual Toc-H St Cuthbert's Pilgrimage to Lindisfarne, which had just left Melrose a few hours ago, were missing – in highly suspicious circumstances – but the only people who heard him, without the opportunity to let him know that they were listening, were Yinng Tong in Pyongyang and Boris Nogudenov in Moscow, both of whom understood every word and passed on the transcripts to their respective Team Leaders, marked Срочно Совершенно Секретно and 긴급한 일급 비밀 or Urgent Top Secret!

(by MissTeriWoman)
The Quandary for Wednesday, January 22, 2020 consisted of: Challenge: use all four words together in one illustrative sentence.

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