Quadrivial Quandary:  Logophiles, Rejoice!  Each day we give you four unusual words.  Can you fit them all in one illustrative sentence?

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Which was when all Hell was let loose: there was a terrible racket, which the two ladies, and Blind Harry, recognised, but was alien to the boys, jarring as it did with the only Time they knew; a hail of bullets from some kind of semi-automatic weapons abbreviated the trees, sending shredded leaves and branches down on them, like woody snow; they had all thrown themselves flat on the turf – Oyzell, Maude and Harry instinctively and the boys simply following their example – quite timelily, because the second volley was lower down, about four feet above the ground; then there was a brief silence followed by a sneering voice: "well, well, and what are you two artsy-fartsy bitches doing here? time-surfing? well you seem to be unlucky in your choice of beach to get washed up on this time!"

(by MissTeriWoman)
The Quandary for Wednesday, March 18, 2020 consisted of: Challenge: use all four words together in one illustrative sentence.

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