Quadrivial Quandary:  Logophiles, Rejoice!  Each day we give you four unusual words.  Can you fit them all in one illustrative sentence?

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Chaim Chadband was one of those guys who are so obsequious and unctuous, you have an urge to rub your hand down the seam of your pants to wipe the grease offand that's even without having shaken hands with themand so strongly did Felix Flabbergast experience this urge, that he was quite overcome with emotion and stood frozen to the pavement, staring in a mixture of shock and awe, with his claw-like fingers unconsciously pandiculating in time with his heart-beats, and that's how come Benny Broigus, stomping furiously alongalways against the flow of the traffic at that time in the morninghead down, arms pumping, like a man carrying a sign, Keep Outa My Way, slammed into Felix and sent him cannoning into Chaim, who fell down an open manhole and landed on top of Sparks Marks whose screwdriver was dragged down the circuit-board, severing every connection, plunging Manhattan into darkness and what seemed like a Nuclear Winter and a silence broken only by what sounded like the chirruping of a million cicadas, as drivers did what they are pre-programmed to do in such an unlikely situation, pounding their horns till their hands bleed; and such was the dream of Sir Parlane MacFarlane, as the anaesthetic wore off and he began to wake.

(by MissTeriWoman)
The Quandary for Saturday, April 11, 2020 consisted of: Challenge: use all four words together in one illustrative sentence.

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