Quadrivial Quandary:  Logophiles, Rejoice!  Each day we give you four unusual words.  Can you fit them all in one illustrative sentence?

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King Saul was still in his pyjamas when Lycra arrived at the Royal Palace on Royal Palace Street, for he refused to conform to the recent Ordinance, jointly passed by the City Council, the Sanhedrin andperhaps more importantlythe Roman Governor, and Saul had not minced his words with the Ponty Pilot: "no way, Jose, I never held with British Summer Time in Ponty and I'm damned if I'm going to be ruled by it here, Greenwich Mean Time has served us well enough, and I mean to live by it now," and so he did, in total disregard of the fact that he was living in Jerusalem, in what would, in a future yet to come, be a different Time Zone, but such is the freedom enjoyed by Princes, Kings and Potentates; but he still showed politesse when the precocious teenager entered his study, indicating that she should sit while he read the letter from Zadok, "so that you can take back any reply I may have for him," then opened the envelope and extracted the letter, which was very short: 'Deer One regrading the rantin poacher & revolving rabbit Jesy Josef, condense him to deth, gulf klub 3.30 byob," and it was signed, as usual, Kevin, so Saul assumed that the misspellings and disjointed style were a new form of code, to confuse and misrepresent the actual message, and, offering the girl a drink: "you're his new legman then?" which made her blush rather sweetly, as he poured two large measures of Highland Park and, pulling his own chair close to hers, sat beside Lycra and took her free hand in his: "you probably think all this," he put down his whisky and swept his own free hand so as to encompass the entire Palace, "is a mimesis, a bit like living in a painting, because it has no relation to the real world you inhabit, but you'd be wrong, Myra," and she stammered: "Lycra," to which he responded: "Myra Lycra, what a wonderfully rhyming name," and she blushed, furiously, to her roots and Saul sniffed the aroma of her heat.

(by MissTeriWoman)
The Quandary for Sunday, May 03, 2020 consisted of: Challenge: use all four words together in one illustrative sentence.

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