Quadrivial Quandary:  Logophiles, Rejoice!  Each day we give you four unusual words.  Can you fit them all in one illustrative sentence?

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"Take a seat, neighbour," said Huckleberry, quite affably, while pointedly ignoring the fact that the other had joined him without waiting to be invited, "but please refrain from that vulgarity, there are women and children within earshot, come now, tell me what troubles you," and the man, after just the briefest smidgeon of a hesitation, put his elbows on the table and placed his hands together in an almost churchical semblance of praying, just as the waitress approached carrying her order-pad, and Huckleberry introduced her: "this, brother, is Miss Lollobello Montecello, famed through fourteen States as Sleeping Beauty, after she was discovered on a bed of roses in her father, the King of Monty Woolley's castle, fast asleep after a hundred years and all from pricking her finger on a spinning wheel, a fiendish spell cast by the Wicked Witch of the North, or so the strolling players tell it, as they wend and weave their way hither and yonder, gyring and gimbling without a care in the world, ah, to be a simplicitarian, that was all my dear departed papa left me, when he walked out the door, stepping over my sainted mother as she begged him to remember his children, 'how kin I forgit em?' he asked, 'forever barkin, bleatin, mewlin, roarin, quackin, mooin, an generally raisin a ruckus, whene'er I lay me down for a nap,' and then he said, 'keep em, iffen ye want em, ye'r welcome to the whole kit an caboodle,' and I never set eyes on him again, from that day to this, but you were saying, friend?" and the man's eyes flicked across the menu card, which Miss Montecello waggled in front of his face, "a large black coffee," he said, "and two pancakes with bacon and eggs over easy," and the waitress winked, "natch!" she said, turning on her heel and swaying towards the counter, as Huckleberry eyed his visitor and coughed, "how d'you spell that name, compadre?" he tried, but the man looked over his right shoulder, then his left, placed his hands palms down on the table, leaned forward, his face just inches from Huckleberry's, "I never told you my name," he said in a voice so cold that the hair on the back of Huckleberry's neck rose like a porcupine's spines, and he nodded, "just so, old chum, just so."

(by MissTeriWoman)
The Quandary for Thursday, July 23, 2020 consisted of: Challenge: use all four words together in one illustrative sentence.

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