Quadrivial Quandary:  Logophiles, Rejoice!  Each day we give you four unusual words.  Can you fit them all in one illustrative sentence?

Attempts to resolve the Quandary:

1

"But the tale don't end there, 'cause there was a great sense of dulcarnonas the poets call it, but most folks think 'Headless Chicken'—you know what I mean, that state of anxious perplexity, runnin' aroun' with no sense o' direction or purpose that ultimately ends in neurotic paralysis, like bein' caught at a crossroads, findin' you'self standin in the middle of both roads with trucks blastin' past on all sides an' you just don't know which way to go, well that was until Doc Jeeves, the Medical Examiner for the Countyoh yeah, not just Hanna Barbera Town, but the County, which just goes to showexhorted the Town Council to allow him to begin a program of vaccinations to prevent the confirmed cases which, startin' with Marie Elizabettta Zkrzgnwskzxwca and the politicianalthough in his case, that was a purely technical inclusion' 'cause he was already deceasedincreased rapidly an' even exponentiallyan' I looked that up in a dictionary an' found it means growin' faster an' faster as it spreads wider an' wider—or, in other words, it might take a week for one person to infect two others, but only five days for the three of them to infect two more each, makin' the total nine, then three days for them again to infect another two each which gives a total of 27, an' a couple of days for the total to be 81 and that's when I ran clean outa fingers an' toes an' whatever else I was usin' to keep a tally, an' seein as how Doc Jeeves had traced the origin back to Doug Fairpants' Luncheonettewhich was always a popular place for Coffee And, as well as Breakfast, Brunch an' To Goa kinda clammy dread seemed to hang over ev'rybody, 'cause we all went there, sometime or another, sooner or later, to meet a friend, or a client, have a word about fam'ly matters, or business, catch up with the news, an' the gossip, check on Old Grannie, find out if Lucille's little Thomasina was teethin' or if the cops knew who had done whatever to whoever, so the place bein' shut up for a Deep Clean, it's true to say Hanna B was Anhedonic, the whole Townthe whole Countyhad lost it's ability to feel pleasure, like we'd all been sucker-punched an' left numb, an' the Doc advised that the whole County be put in a state o' Quarantine, or House Arrest as Georgie called it, an' she should know, which is how it came to be that no-one noticed Lollobello Montecello was missing!"

(by MissTeriWoman)
The Quandary for Friday, August 21, 2020 consisted of: Challenge: use all four words together in one illustrative sentence.

Since September 2009, word lovers have offered 7874 sentences — each one a surprise — to QQ's unique and growing library. Explore other Quandaries through our word list or the calendar below. View yesterday's QQ resolutions or pick a day at random.

Definitions:

We don't archive definitions. You can find the definitions on their respective sites by following the links above.

Quadrivial Quandary (QQ) is owned and operated by Rudi Seitz.
Sentences submitted to QQ are the property of their authors. See our page on Copyright Information for details.
Dictionary definitions are the property of their respective sources, presented here via public RSS feeds or otherwise with permission.
All other material is copyright 2015 by Rudi Seitz, all rights reserved.
Use of this site is governed by our terms of service.
Contact: rudi at quadrivialquandary dot com.