Quadrivial Quandary:  Logophiles, Rejoice!  Each day we give you four unusual words.  Can you fit them all in one illustrative sentence?

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"You okay now? gave us all a bit of a scare, luckily Wun Tun knew how to do that Heimlich thing, yeah, what's that? you thought cock-horse referred to some form of bestiality? you misjudge me, sir, my morals are unimpeachable, and my good lady wife will vouch for that, why, I am a devout Catholic and my lifestyle is characterised by ascesisthis may be the heyday of perverts and deviants, all across the country, but you won't find a trace of them in Hanna Barberathis is a town of decent, law-abiding, upstanding people who have no truck with the lasciviousness you may find in other Californian communities, there have been no births out of Holy Matrimony here in twenty years, not one divorce in thirty, adultery is unheard of, our people stick to their vows because they are the bedrock of civilisation, marriage here is no nudum pactum, an unenforceable contract, no siree, rather it forms the basis of clean, healthy and everlasting unions, which no man shall split asunder and if you don't believe me, I'll introduce you to Jessicaand she'll tell youwhy, nary a thought or temptation could lead her to stray, of that I can assure you, any more than that I could be seduced by a pretty face and shapely legs, no sir! the Township of Hanna Barbera is the American Dream come True! even the LDS admit that they cannot compare with us when it comes to natural fidelity, after all their multiple wives stuff smacked of Islam, didn't it? but did you know that no woman of the streets has solicited within the boundaries of Hanna Barbera County in 40 years? homosexuality and lesbianism are unheard of and if you ever wanted to find the opposite of Sodom and Gomorrah, Mr MacFarlane, you came to the right place! and I speak for all our citizens, of whatever species, whatever religion or denomination, creed or colour, we are United in our different Faiths!

(by MissTeriWoman)
The Quandary for Saturday, September 05, 2020 consisted of: Challenge: use all four words together in one illustrative sentence.

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