Quadrivial Quandary:  Logophiles, Rejoice!  Each day we give you four unusual words.  Can you fit them all in one illustrative sentence?

Attempts to resolve the Quandary:

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"Sez who? Officer Dibble? why are you there Dibble an' what the hell are you talkin' about? where's Captain Eisenhower? put him on! playing golf? playin' fuckin golf? so whaddaya mean its impregnable? a steel door? that's impossible! we don't have steel doors in Hanna Barbera, you know that, dontcha? well we don't! if Eisenhower's away, who's running this operation?—I wanna speak to the Organ Grinder, not the Monkey!—you are? how the hell did you get put in charge of it? sorry, Mr MacFarlane, Phelim, there seems to have been a mix-up, Dibble's a clown, he shouldn't be running this show, Homeric he ain't, listen up Dibble, do you have a pair of scissors? why the hell not? oh, in the name of Jesus! you gotta Man Up, Dibble, and send someone round to the Art shop, fuckin' pronto, it's here in the Square, it's the one called The Art Shop! for fuck sake! they'll get scissors there, so who else do you have? Deputy Dawg! oh Holy Mother of Jesus, it gets worse, he's a fuckin' cretin, total bunkum, the Captain's playin' nine holes an' the Lieutenant's gone to the Podiatrist 'cause of a bunion, Jesus Wept, do you want me to take charge, Dibble? watch what you wish for, Dibble, it may not be up to your Desideratum, you might have all the time in the world to play golf yourself after this debacle! sometimes you gotta give these imbeciles a bit of smack talk, shock them into action, of course it don't always work, you wanna know what he said when I told him he could have all the time in the world to play golf? you wanna know? he said he preferred bowlin'! fuckin' bowlin'! he'll get a bowlin' ball up the ass if he fucks this operation up any further, Dibble? you still there? okay, I'll pick up a pair of scissors an' be with you in five minutes, c'mon Phelim, this'll give you a scoop for your story, you're gonna see the County Prosecutor take over a SWAT operation an' arrest the Prime Suspect, now, be careful, he may be armed, armed an' dangerous so keep behind me, an' keep low!"

(by MissTeriWoman)
The Quandary for Wednesday, September 09, 2020 consisted of: Challenge: use all four words together in one illustrative sentence.

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