Quadrivial Quandary:  Logophiles, Rejoice!  Each day we give you four unusual words.  Can you fit them all in one illustrative sentence?

Attempts to resolve the Quandary:

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"Do you mind if I just pop into the loo? thanks, Roger, I'll see you outside in a few. . . . .Dom, I've got tae be double-quick, sposed tae be haen a slash, the cops ur a joke, bit the guy in chairgeCounty Prosecutoris sumpn else, talks aw Papist in his office bit ootside soonds like ane o thae ham actors in The Godfaither, bit ah reckon he's a wee bit epicene, limp-wristed ye ken, fer fuck sake, he's as bent as a paper-clip, aye gayor whit we used tae cry a cupboard-queeraye, bit the thing is, he's got unnercover dicks inside yer digs, huv ye seen onythin' oot o place, emdy acting suspicious? naebdy there? jeez, they must be buggers, naw, no thon wey, using bugs, electronic surveillance, huv ye swept the place reg'lar? ah ken yer no a hoose-wife, fur microphones or caimras? or onythin' purportin' tae be sumpn it isnae? like a tv or kettle or leccy toothbrush that dusnae work, get the idea? richty-ho, you get oan wi that till ah find oot whit his plan o attack is, bit he's sic a nonce, he's the kindo wanker that talks aboot his love o arras, maks ye think he's a toxophilist, an' then ye find oot he pleys dairts doon the pub, no airchery in the butts, aye, dairts in their butts an erses wud be his gemme onywey, bit hush, Dom, nuff o the cozen, he's waitin fur me, am aff back tae the front o yer cribif ah git ony idea, ah'll gie ye a buzz, ciao the now!"

(by MissTeriWoman)
The Quandary for Monday, September 14, 2020 consisted of: Challenge: use all four words together in one illustrative sentence.

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