Quadrivial Quandary:  Logophiles, Rejoice!  Each day we give you four unusual words.  Can you fit them all in one illustrative sentence?

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Then, suddenly, Doubleday slapped his thigh like a Principal Boy and laughed, "ah gettit, ah dae, ye fancy thon Ruby Murray, the gingeaye she kin ca' it coquelicot, but it's gingean ye've got the hots fer the crooked lawyer's wife, Jessie Muddler, wha ah bet could tie ye in a sheepshank afore ye kennit, an onywey, Ruby an Jessie are self-confessed lezzies—no tae mention, a Item—an, ye've no brocht yer kilt neeva, though ah dinnae suppose they'll want tae pley wi yer sporran sumhoo, but ye'r also determined tae find whit happened tae Geneviève d'EonAKA Lollobello Montecello—an mebbe rescue her if she's in a stramash, while at the same time decidin whether tae blaw the whustle on slobberhannes Roger the Dodger's Grand Theft Cultural Heritage, or alternatively trouser the artefacts yersel, tak them tae a different T&P an sell'um tae the highest bidder, an aw thae things may be incompatible and that is hoo ye've goat thon lang forlorn repine look av come tae ken sae weel, am ah gettin warm, Boss?" and MacFarlane looked up from contemplating his whisky and said, "toast, Dom, warm as toast!"

(by MissTeriWoman)
The Quandary for Monday, October 26, 2020 consisted of: Challenge: use all four words together in one illustrative sentence.

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