Quadrivial Quandary:  Logophiles, Rejoice!  Each day we give you four unusual words.  Can you fit them all in one illustrative sentence?

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"Huv ye noticed the wey this plaice wurks?" asked Doubleday, "what do you mean," grumbled MacFarlane, thinking that very little in Hanna Barbera actually seemed to work in any meaningful way, and Doubleday said, "weel, the vaporous signage, fer a stert, a sign sez sumthin's aff tae the richt or left, burrit never is, maist o the side streets is deid ens an ye'd rue the day ye stertit tae believe onythin's whaur it's supposed tae be, and see aw they shiny nameplates? afore ah'd a proper luik, a thocht there must be a big brichtsmith factory producin aw them, but luik close an ye'll see therr jist cerdboard, wi a glossy side oot, it's like the pepper hooses, an the weird pavements," and MacFarlane emptied his glass. "what about the pavements?" and Doubleday leaned forward, "huv ye no wurked it oot Boss? when ye walk, or drive oan the road, ye dinna actually move, it's like thae joggin machines that fowk run oan, in their livin room, watchin tv, when ye walk oan the pavement, the buildins slide past, but you dinna actually move, the pavement's jist a kind o conveyor belt, so's the road, an that's why ye nevva actually see ony traffic, it's aw a kind o illusion, ye walk until the place ye'r gaun tae arrives aside ye, an ye step aff the pavement an gaun in, is thon weird or no?" and MacFarlane closed his eyes, "yes Dom, it's certainly weird, but I daresay the citizens of this 'Burg probably find us rather weird too."

(by MissTeriWoman)
The Quandary for Thursday, October 29, 2020 consisted of: Challenge: use all four words together in one illustrative sentence.

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