That knavish fowl's gargantuan merrythought was made dense on the marrow of the poor farmer; his intentions were just as well an emetic to his filial illfortune, and this blasted cock didn't coo to the tune of his generosity, even, laying eggs in his neighbor's yard.
That gnarly merrybone stuck in his thorax, as emetic as gargantuan, did ruffle his gag reflex till it spattered the spoils of its gastronomic knavery into the opulent crystal basin.
Haberdashing bibliophage, semiotic soldier and guerrilla ontologist that he was, his love still held a milch reverence for his own kine, and this factious fluidity attended to the dealated demeanours of his acquaintances, flummoxed as they stood before his stable and unwieldy eclecticisms, not without a moist amusement.
Ah, the ostinato of adolescent ardor wants naught by an opuscule's way but is wont to abstinence of virlie verities; a yob's yearning seldom peddles more than a mountebank's maudlin micturation on the solid hopes of a hapless connoiseur.
That yob's ostinato, opuscule of a minor mountebank, was yet to taste of hormonal felicities, and in due course even if formal felicitations for his future ditties would accrue, obviously his oeuvre was still wet behind its ear and teeming with jejune voluptas at this green hour.
The syzygy of sigils, sanguinary suggestibility and supereme susceptibility to saturnalian suasions ensured that Padre Borgia would add his apocryphal anecdotes, diametrically disposed to his descriptive dolor, and tramontane testations, regarding the infallibility of his invocation, beyond the vale of veracity or even a conjecture thereto.
The tramontane assertion that this asinie apocrypha, pertaining to prurient rumors, be incorporated into this otient opus crossed the margin of deceny such that every syzygy of shibolleths and sensitivity was violated by diametrically diabolic distensions.
The apocryphal addendum, of utter ostentation, to the already asinine syzygy of sensei and sensibility pointed to a tramontane traversal of authorial ambition into autoerotic assimilation of diametrically opposed intentionalities: hubris and humility in an inordinate measure.
But had his phatic conversational skills resounded the versimilitude of virility, his salacious non-sequiturs should not have suffered the indignity of witnessing the bamboozling of his intellectual integrity by a venial virgin; defenestrated as it were, like it was a fascicle of feculence in the hands of a Franciscan friar.
Some salacious sultan, in his festinating fervor, did bamboozle the versimilitude of his amorous fixation, folded into a bind for fifty cents, from some fascinating fascicle, in the bombination of his heady wine.
Ah, to bamboozle the salacious vestal virgins from the fascicle to the the more spacious plane of facticity, a versimilitude that could vanquish the verity of verily vulgar dimensional doldrums, between book and bed, would be necessary.
While generally stiff and starched of neck and collar, Mr. Humpsworth feigned a versimilitude of appreciation for vernacular baubles, when they pertained to the salacious shenanigans of the bawdy fascicle which he subscribed to on a bamboozling whim and verity of compunction that favoured secrecy from the roving suspicions of his kin.
This lyard brigand, more colorful than a dolose snot-rag belonging to a morose gypsy, pretended to tame the gyral dread that rarified his censorial shenanigans at the precious cost of meticulous pernoctation in his learned indifference to the solar system; that referential aibohphobic amnesia that forgot that a cycle had ridden off the beaten path of signifiance when its gyre had run full circle.
Pernoctating he contemplated the gyre of the hours, rolling in the planetary orbit of lyard and lurid recurrences; that aibohphobic assault of time on the faculties of matter made him peropate the gyral obsolescence of linguistic verities that held mirrors, as it were, to the warts of the lyard and feculent flesh of the real as he had known it, in his nth pernoctation's exponential ellipsis: aibohphobia!
Aibohphobia! the horriplation of this scenescent noun enervated his verbal verities; wherewith he shuddered, and so too his lyard goatee, and the gyral whorl of a tiresome pernoctation hurled his hunch into the very thrall of trepidation and tics.
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