Quadrivial Quandary:  Logophiles, Rejoice!  Each day we give you four unusual words.  Can you fit them all in one illustrative sentence?

Quandary Resolutions by MissTeriWoman

  • #7821 submitted 02/17/2019: appose, hobbyist, disavow, jactance, n.

    It was all a bit like that old Nursery Rhyme, I'm sure you'll know it:

    If you depose,

    What I propose,

    I'll disavow thee;

    Do I suppose,

    That you oppose,

    A Hobbyist like me?

    When I compose

    Lines apropos

    The nose upon your face,

    Your eyes appose,

    On tips of toes,

    The highs and lows of race;

    For such as those,

    Be friends or foes,

    Can be no friends of mine,

    Jactance in prose,

    He comes and goes,

    He glows near thee and thine;

    For so-and-so's,

    Who draw their bows,

    He draws his own red line,

    He caws and crows,

    Lies back and shows,

    The fog upon the Tyne;

    But when the snows

    Of winter froze

    Your words upon your tongue,

    Did you expose

    The ebbs and flows

    That mystify the young?

  • #7820 submitted 02/16/2019: appose, deglutition, gibbous, EGOT n.

    It was as if the mountain had consumed itself in a massive act of self-deglutition, for the rock ceiling which had been above them in the chamber, was now replaced with a night sky displaying a myriad of stars surrounding a gibbous moon which shone brightly directly overhead, and the two figures seemed to hang in apposition, backlit by the spotlights ranged below and focussed on the famous HOLLYWOOD sign, and through Alec Curle's mind, over which he apparently had no control, ran the rhyme:

    Moses supposes his toeses are roses,
    but Moses supposes erroneously;
    For Moses he knowses his toeses aren't roses
    as Moses supposes his toeses to be; but even more curious, was the knowledge which seemed to possess him, despite his having no understanding of it's source, to wit, that the leading actors and actresses in a musical film which he already knew had not yet been produced, would in the course of their careers accumulate more EGOTs than any other in the history of Hollywood Musicals but, which was all the stranger, he had never in his life been to a cinema to see such frivolity and had no notion what the particular one that had loaded itself into his brain was to be called, or what it's plot would be; he just knew, and he suddenly realised that he was still holding tightly onto Connor O'Hare's shoulder, as they spun, arms and legs akimbo, like a boomerang and he had a long moment to wonder whither they were heading and whether they would return from whence they came – wherever their origin might be!

  • #7818 submitted 02/15/2019: appose, meet cute, apotheosis, Jacques Bonhomme, n.

    The entrance to the cave system – for, as Alec explained to Connor, this was not simply a large Cavern, as it had many tunnels, high enough for even a tall man to walk upright, and other smaller caverns on different levels, indeed some were reached by staircases, steps cut out of the living rock, and worn smooth by generations of Cave Dwellers over many centuries of habitation – was almost invisible: a large area of broom, now yellow with it's summer flowering, actually grew on what was a kind of trap-door, a hinged frame like a tray, containing a fair weight of soil as well as the vegetation itself and not unnaturally, Connor expected it to be heavy to lift but – as Alec demonstrated the cantilever system which his brother had designed and built- with upward pressure exerted with minimum effort on one particular spot, the whole panel swung up and admitted them both, before Alec lowered it again and hid them from sight; he took a couple of torches from wall sconces and lit them, then, handing one to Connor, he led the way deep into the mountain: the first Cavern was large and spacious, a wide level floor, and tiers of seating carved out on two sides, then further in it branched out into a complex of passageways leading in many directions: forward, to right and left, with sloping walkways going up or down, and stepped climbs more steeply, going above their heads, or below their feet: "James measured twenty miles of tunnels, and over a hundred what might be called apartments, these might be family areas, or simply sleeping quarters, they’ve all probably had different functions depending on how many people were resident at any time; he stopped suddenly and pointed at what was to turn out to be the first of many wall-paintings, a life-sized image of a man and woman, standing apposed and seeming to be looking directly at Connor and Alec, but these weren't the sort of things Connor had expected – instead of primitive figures wearing animal skins, this pair looked modern or, truth to tell, beyond modern: they were obviously meet cute and though they were wearing casual dress, Connor had seen nothing like them in Glasgow, even in the films he and Kathleen enjoyed, particularly Hollywood musicals; he moved closer and after a hesitant glance towards Alec, who nodded, he touched the surface and found it smooth and glossy: "what is it?" he asked, and Alec told him: "a photograph; they've coated the wall with a three-colour light sensitive paint, I suppose, and then projected a colour negative, and this is the result: and see below, it's quite small, but if you kneel down you should find it, and Connor did: 'July 7th, 2053, Darren and Natasha Kopernick were here!' and he gasped: "that's more than a hundred years in the future!" and all Alec said was: "exactly!" after a pause, Alec led Connor up a winding carved out staircase to a small chamber: "this is the apotheosis, the highest part of the cave system, this is the place from which Jocelyn and James disappeared; I have been here many times, I have examined the walls and floor with a magnifying glass, but found nothing out of the ordinary – but perhaps I am looking with the eyes of a scientist, and maybe it needs a Jacques Bonhomme, or as we Scots might say, one of Jock Tamson's Bairns to find the clue; cast your eyes around, Connor, and see if there is anything you think significant; which he did, slowly and with great attention to various parts of the rock; it was almost ten minutes before he paused, looked closely at a section which, to Alec, looked no different from the rest, then said: "see, here, duz thon bit no luik like a haun-print?" and spreading his fingers, he laid his own hand on the part of the rock surface that had claimed his attention, just as Alex grasped his shoulder with a cry of: "don't, man, for God's sake!" but just to late to stop him!

  • #7785 submitted 02/14/2019: appurtenance, love interest, heartstring, pathetic, adj. and adv.

    And so it was that, in the morning, Connor O'Hare woke early, while Kathleen still slept, dressed and made his way downstairs where he found Alec Curle already at his breakfast and joined him, and enjoyed more of Betty Turnbull's cooking; after they had eaten, the two men put on overcoats and boots – the visitor supplied from the range of appurtenance which Alec kept handy – and made their way uphill and onto the Eildons; all the way, Alec kept up a stream of talk about these famous hills, about which Connor professed total ignorance: "the Romans called them Trimontium, three mountains, and named their Camp after them; there is evidence of an ancient hill-fort, of the local tribe before the Romans arrived, and the invaders built a Signal Station which was part of a long series which ran all the way here from Hadrian's Wall and passed messages down to the Camp; the Hills themselves are believed to be of volcanic origin and my late brother James discovered the entrance to a large Cavern – it is not widely known, because he did not want it to be over-run by souvenir hunters, do you know, many of Scotland's Ancient Monuments have been stripped of much of their treasures before genuine historians and archaeologists have had the opportunity to study them? but that is by-the-by, James found indications that humans from different periods had passed through, in one sense or another – he found old flint, stone, wooden, even bronze tools, but others seeming far in advance of our own age, to the extant that it is difficult to gauge there uses! even some which have plugs on the end of a cord, just like our own electrical devices: you know, portable fires, wireless sets, and the like, but the purpose of them is not so simple to divine; and we even found messages scrawled on some walls – in umpteen different languages, most of which we recognised, several expressed a hope to be reunited with their authors' love interest, a few were clearly the last attempt by people approaching the end of their pathetic lives, who had given up all hope, they tug at the heartstrings, but some are a complete mystery," and they paused for a cigarette and so Connor could appreciate the wonderful view, and Alec pointed out the various places of interest, including the site of the Roman Camp which, from this elevation could be seen as filling a large, fairly level area, south of the Tweed on a kind of plateau, a good hundred feet above the level of the river; "hoo come yer tellin me a' this? if you an yer brither huv kept it sich a close secret, a' this time?" and Connor looked directly at Alec, almost challenging him, and Alec returned to look: "because you have a purpose Alec, to make it worthwhile to venture into the cave and attempt to follow the Worm Hole, in the hope it may lead you to your boys, and perhaps even risk attempting a return – I'll tell you, there are no guarantees; I told you my wife Jocelyn died in 1925, and that's what it says on her headstone in Edinburgh, but she actually disappeared from the Cavern on that same day as my brother James; I was helped by a local Doctor who signed death certificates and we put a dead deer in each coffin; I was so distraught I could think of no other course, else I might be accused of their murder – but the essential fact is that I have no idea where they went, in either Space or Time and although it looks clear that your boys went from present day Glasgow," and Connor interjected: "Bearsden!" which Alec acknowledged: "Bearsden, I stand corrected, which is at the western end of the Antonine Wall and that may be significant; but the point is there is no Bradshaw's Guide to Space/Time Worm Holes, no map of their routes and connections, so will you enter the Cavern with me? don't worry, I have been in there hundreds of times and nothing happened to me – I only found evidence of others – but Jocelyn and James disappeared within half an hour of each other, she on her third visit, he after hundreds; this thing cannot be predicted, but if nothing happens at least you will know that you took the chance, and that's the best that any of us can say at the end of our lives: 'I took the chance'!"

  • #7783 submitted 02/13/2019: reprobate, caressive, cacophony, pungitive, adj.

    In truth, Kathleen went through the evening in a daze: she picked at the meal and never touched the dessert, although Mrs Turnbull, having been made aware of the situation by Mr Curl, wasn't in the least offended and let Mr O'Hare know that there was nothing to apologise on behalf of his wife for; when Connor addressed her by his familiar caressive, Katie, she stared at him as if he were a reprobate, accosting her in the street; when Alexander switched on the wireless, she covered her ears to muffle the cacophony; and the pungitive aroma of the men's cigarettes turned her stomach so that she had to run from the room; Betty Turnbull took her up to the guest bedroom and showed her where the bathroom was, laid out her nightdress and later brought up some hot milk and a biscuit, but Kathleen was already asleep, utterly exhausted by the long day and the bitter disappointment of not discovering her two missing sons and she never woke when Connor came up and slid between the sheets beside her; as for him, Alec had hinted that there might be some truth indeed, in the so-called Worm Holes and that he might have an idea of just how to discover it, tomorrow morning – but cautioned Conner against building up Kathleen's hopes, only to perhaps have them dashed again, "so, Mum's the Word?" and Connor agreed.

  • #7781 submitted 02/11/2019: bloodnoun, boffin, bardolater, cannoli n.

    "Have you booked anywhere to stay?" asked Mr Curle, and Connor replied: "not yet," so Curle suggested that he and Mrs O'Hare stay with him: "it's not Priorwood, that's the Melrose Youth Hostel now, but it's bigger than I need at the moment, though when my children and grandchildren visit, it seems too small; we'll go down to the office and I'll phone Mrs Turnbull." at which Connor asked: "won't she be with Kathleen?" and Alexander laughed: "who? oh Mrs Turnbull, ah, well you see there are two of them, Jinty, you've met, and Betty, my Housekeeper, they're sisters, and sisters-in-law, because they married two brothers, John and Joe, and sadly, both of them were lost in the War, so after that, they came back to work with us – note, Mr Hare, when I say 'with' us, that's what I mean, not 'for' us, you appreciate the distinction?" and Connor smiled at the older man, "yes Mr Curle, indeed Ah dae, but please cry me Connor, Ah find it rether strange bein addressed as Mr O'Hare – when Kathleen's annoyed at me aboot sumpn, she aye cries me 'Mr O'Hare', an if she's annoyed at one of the kids, she's usin their full name, Baptismal an all! that's hoo they ken tae skedaddle an hide oot her wrath, bide oot o sicht till it's time fer they're supper, they're quick learners – an Tam wis the brichtest o the loat o them,* and at the mention of one of his two sons named in the graffiti, Connor dried up and allowed his guide to lead him back to the car, then, when they both in, Curle said: "and if you're sleeping under my roof and dining at my table, Connor, you must call me Alec, Alexander is reserved for High Days and Holy Days, except where the two Mrs Turnbull are concerned, for they shorten no name, declaring that our parents named us as they chose and we should respect their choice – except also that you will recall me saying that they are Jinty and Betty, for they will respond to none other!" and he laughed, a booming, inside the car which reminded Connor of the call of the Bloodnoun, or bullfrog, deep and resonant; and on the drive back, Alec explained that his approach to archaeology was scientific, but he was no boffin, for to him science was merely a set of tools and utensils to help us make sense of what was hidden under our feet, that he was a lover of William Shakespeare - "an unashamed Bardolater, to tell you the truth, but equally fond of the poetry and songs of Rabbie Burns," - and when they arrived at the bank,, with the offices of Curle, Muir, Solicitors-at-Law above, they stood briefly, smoking Sweet Afton cigarettes that Alec had produced from one of his pockets: "my father was from Dundalk," exclaimed Connor at sight of the yellow packet, he'd smoked nothing else than these," and Alec admitted that he too had a connection, for he and his wife ha honeymooned in Ireland and Dundalk was one of their stops and a highlight for many reasons: "but, sadly, she died some years ago, when still a young woman – unfortunately our science of medicine does not advance in step with the new ailments which are diagnosed every year and for which we have no cure, but Faith, and I admit my own Faith is much wanting!" and with that he ushered Connor through the door and up the stairs to the offices, and just before they entered he whispered to Connor: "whatever else there may be for dinner tonight, expect and leave a little room for Mrs Douglas, that is to say, Betty's special dessert – it's name is cannoli, and beyond that I will say no more!

  • #7778 submitted 02/09/2019: nidifugous, gassy, prescind, realia, n.

    After Mr Curle had parked his car by the roadside, he led Connor O'Hare across a field to a series of ditches, where several young men – who Curle introduced as Archaeology students from Edinburgh University – then showed Connor the wall which had been discovered and identified as a section of the Roman Bath-House, and clambering into the ditch, took Connor by the hand and pointed out the place where the words of Tam and Boabie had been found; where the black and white photograph had been dramatic and meaningful, the actual brick with it's lettering cut into the red sandstone, seemed sad and poignant; Connor O’Hare knelt and looked closely at the uneven words and numbers, after checking with Alexander if he could, he reached out and touched the inscription, inscribed so long ago: "why wud they dae it here, sae low doon, man it's jist above the grund, wud they hae tae lie doon tae dae it?" and Alexander joined him, then pointed to some of what looked like bore-holes: "the floor level is about three feet further down, so they would be able to do that standing up; this was likely a store-room, but we wont know for sure till we have identified the full ground plan," then Connor asked: "why did they pit their buildings sae low doon, like a semi-basement?" and Alexander explained that the ground level, indicating the field, had risen over the centuries since the Romans had been here: "it happens everywhere, nature keeps adding a fresh surface – leaves, dry soil blown by the wind, cultivation, even flooding – although we are well above river level here, heavy rains wash soil and other debris down from the hills, there were no walls or hedges to hold it back, and it could easily turn this area into a temporary lake, or a quagmire, before the water soaked down and eventually reached the river, but the surface level up here could certainly rise by an inch or two after such an event and it was a long time before proper farming reached this place," he put a hand on Connor's shoulder; and then the tram-driver asked it: "so are oor bhoys buried here, wull ye be able tae find them, Mr Curle?" but Alexander shook his head: "we haven't found the Roman Cemetery yet – it would be somewhere outside the boundary of the Camp but near enough for friends or relatives to visit and pay their respects; the Romans had two ways o dealing with their dead: burial or cremation, after which the ashes would be placed in an urn, and either given to the family, or buried, and as this Camp existed for several hundred years, there would be, in the natural course of things, many funerals so, wherever the cemetery was, or still is, it would be of a reasonable size; we just don't have the techniques or the equipment, or, to be honest, the time and money, to go all over the valley in search of it, well, not in my lifetime, Mr O'Hare," but Connor seemed to have prescinded himself, and was lost in his private thoughts, but then he turned to Alexander: "but can I ask you one thing, Mr Curle, the laddies wis blown up in a gas explosion in Milngavie, so hoo the heck did they turn up here thoosans o years ago? and Curle stared across the level field, towards the hills, but his unseeing, then: "as an historian and archaeologist, I deal in realia, real things, facts, evidence, from which I draw conclusions which, I hope are objective and as accurate as the evidence permits me to go . . . . . but I have heard of what are called Worm Holes in the fabric of the Space/Time Continuum; now, I don't want to be a gas-bag and expound you to death, Mr O'Hare, but in short, it's as if God dropped a few stitches while he has knitting the Universe; some physicists believe that it is theoretically possible to use these Worm Holes to move around the Universe, or to go forwards and backwards in Time, which they claim is non-linear, meaning that Past, Present and Future are all around us, simultaneously, do you see?" and Tam nodded, thoughtfully, ideas being born in his mind, some vague and only partial, others nidifugous, almost as if they had a life of their own and could strike out any time: "so it might have been possible for my bhoys tae huv goat intae ane o thae Worm Holes in Milngavie, then pop oot here, thoosans o years ago?" and Curle nodded: "yes, in theory, but I don't know if it could ever work!" but Connor jumped to his feet: "if ye're tellin me yon stane wi its scratchin's real, no faked by sumdy, then it looks like yer theory's proved, but, in't it!"

  • #7776 submitted 02/08/2019: nidifugous, pipe, wiseacre, Moaning Minnie, n.

    When she first opened her eyes, Kathleen O'Hare had no idea where she was, but after catching sight of Connor's and Mr Curle's faces it all came crashing back at her and she howled and curled up as a baby and sucked her thumb, while Connor sat beside her and stroked her shoulder tentatively: "ye ken whit it means, Con?" she whimpered, "they've gone fur ever, buried under the grund like wurms an moles, they'll never come hame . . . . ." and Connor could only nod – he had never shared his wife's dogged devotion to a belief that somehow their sons had not died, that they had lost their memories and were somewhere waiting for her; Connor was interested in nature and he knew there were varieties of birds and animals that were nidifugous, and able to leave the nest soon after hatching and make their life apart from their parents – he'd seen a film at Green's Picturedrome in Ballater Street, that showed tiny fish hatching out in a disused pipe, and swimming away as soon as they were free of their transparent eggs, but the O'Hare weans were bound by invisible cords of family and home and he could never imagine Tam and Boabie, 8 year olds, surviving for more than a day on their own; so the news that they had been here, had scratched a message on a brick then got buried under tons of dirt in a field, was to much to hear, to bear, to accept! now he was no wiseacre, no smart Alec or, as they would say at the Tram Depot: smart-arse – it wasn't that he was cowed in the presence Mr Curle, a lawyer, a historian and some kind of bigwig to do with ancient monuments, but neither was he a big-mouth himself, he treated all his passengers equally, whether they paid their fares with farthings or those big, white five-pound notes (he'd only ever had one of those twice in all his years on the job), he was courteous and pleasant to all, neither kicking a drunk, or beggar, nor doffing his cap to 'Gentry' although he did call a priest Father, but that was the habit of a lifetime, so he asked Mr Alexander, quietly, out of Kathleen's hearing, although it was unlikely that she could hear anything, so distressed was she, if there were any remains of his sons, and the older man said: "I'll take you to the site, Mr O'Hare, show you the stone – it might be best if just you an I for now, perhaps Mrs O'Hare will be up to it tomorrow," and Connor agreed, so Mrs Turnbull took over sitting with Kathleen and simply being a reassuring presence, and Kathleen took hold of her hand and held it tight to her own face; in the car, Connor felt obliged to apologise for Kathleen's hysteria: "my wife’s no Moaning Minnie," he began, but was cut off: "no need to try to explain her grief, Son, to learn of the death of one child, let alone two, must be almost impossible to take in, when my brother James died a few years ago I was shocked, despite our advanced ages, he had always been here, by my side, for my whole life, even when we worked apart, I could write or telephone him, for advice, or just to reminisce, and came the day when I realised I would never see him again – I wandered around in a daze; I was seen up Arthur's Seat, in Waverley Station, down at Leith Docks and even on Cramond Island, but I have no memory at all of that or the next few days, no conversations, meals, anything, just a blank; our minds respond to our feelings of grief and other supreme emotions, in a survival mode, they shut down everything that is unimportant and carry us almost as automatons until we are able to function again; so don't say anything, Lad, she is a Mother and she will survive, for you and the other children."

  • #7775 submitted 02/07/2019: epigeal, finesse, abstruse, sciopticon n.

    The journey took most of the day – of course it would have been quicker by train, from Queen Street or Central Station to Waverley in Edinburgh and then on the Waverley: Line to Melrose, but to the O'Hares the cost was prohibitive, whereas as a Tram Driver, albeit for Glasgow Corporation, reciprocal arrangements with other areas meant that the couple could get ha'penny tickets everywhere on trams or buses; so they set off early, before the weans had wakened, leaving Kathleen's Mammy in charge, which was no problem to Mrs Rafferty, for hadn't she raised twelve bairns of her own, largely single-handed since Brendan Rafferty had spent much of his working life in America, nine months of each year, and three at home with his ever-growing family; at all events, it was three in the afternoon before they arrived in Melrose, with Kathleen almost throwing herself off the bus at the foot of the High Street, when she saw a solicitor's office across the road with the name Curle, in gold on an upstairs window above a branch of the British Linen Bank; Connor caught up with Kathleen as she reached the top of a flight of stairs and presented herself to a rather severe-looking receptionist: "ah'm sorry tae burst in here, hen, but it's aboot the find at the Roman Camp, Tam an Boabie O'Hare, them's ma twa eldest bhoys an a thocht they wis deid, but they canna be, kin they? canna see Mr Alexander Curle? his name wis in the Evenin Times yestre'en, thon's whaur a see'd it!" and when she paused for breath, the woman smiled, kindly: "take a seat Mrs O'Hare, is this you husband, Mr O'Hare, take a seat; Mr Alexander doesn't work here, but he's at the site today, and I'm sure he'll be delighted to meet you; please wait and I'll send the Office Boy with a note," and she rang a bell, which brought a boy in short trousers and a cap, who eyed the visitors with some disdain, but took the note from the receptionist and trotted down the stairs; the Receptionist said: "I'm Mrs Turnbull, would you like a cup of tea after your long journey, you look fair fashed!" and Kathleen nodded, but added: "kin ye direct me tae the Ladies, hen, Mrs Turnbull, ah'm needin tae gaun afore ah kin tak a drap o tea," and Mrs Turnbull laughed, then took Kathleen through a door to what were obviouslt Staff Only quarters, leaving Connor to pick up a copy of Farmers' Weekly and try to read about sheep and pigs and cows; when they returned, Mrs Turnbull - "call me Jinty," - explained that while this wis the family firm, Mr Alexander hasn't practised Law for many years, he was the first Secretary and then a Commissioner of the Royal Commission on the Ancient and Historical Monuments of Scotland; he's 81 and supposed to be retired, but men like him never really retire," and she walked over to a window and looked out at the street: "ah, here's Oliver coming back, he's carrying some equipment, Mr Curle shouldn't be long now," and soon enough, they heard the boy panting as he came up the stairs: "oh, Mrs Turnbull, ah'm fair peched oot!" but he went into one of the offices and carefully deposited his burden, then gratefully accepted a glass of water from Jinty and shortly another pair of feet could be heard climbing steadily; Alexander Curle was a large, florid gentleman, with snow-white hair and whiskers; he shook hands enthusiastically with the O'Hares and invited them into his office and, when they were seated, he pointed to a kind of box, explaining: "this is my sciopticon, it's a kind of mobile magic lantern, I've got some slides here to show you, and I'll explain what we found and where and how, and what it tells us about the Roman Camp," and all the while he was setting it up: "firstly, let me tell you about the site – it's quite extensive and the first excavations were carried out by my late brother, James; most of his finds are now in the National Museum of Scotland, but things keep turning up and every few years some of us spend some time digging systematically; look, here's an artist's impression of what the Camp may have looked like, with the Eildons in the background, so this view is looking south, and now east, now north, now west; pretty extensive, wasn't it?" and Kathleen asked: "so it's no therr noo?" and Mr Alexander shook his head, "not for over a thousand years, we don't have an actual date for the Roman withdrawal but the stone we found dates from at least 164AD and we know that because of the Roman Date scratched into it, and it's depth beneath not just the surface, but other, later, brickwork which was above it, and epigeal plants which grow on the surface and which form layers as the surface rises; oh, there's no doubt of that – look, I don't want to be abstruse, but every indication of the accuracy of the dating is based on objective physical evidence which supports the genuineness of the message scratched onto the brick, and I am satisfied that no hoaxer could have finessed the stone into it's position, it matches the surrounding stones and is certainly older than the date written on it, and the date of the graffiti tells us that it was put there one thousand, seven hundred, and eighty-three years ago!" and Kathleen fainted!

  • #7774 submitted 02/06/2019: orogeny, koha, ratiocination, plum duff n.

    And while all that was going on in Nova Scotia in 2084, just round the corner and through a little alleyway in the fabric of Time, back in Gorbals in 1948 Kathleen O'Hare was grieving for her two eldest boys, Snooker Tam and Fat Boabie, believed to have died in the gas explosion in Milngavie; some people couldn't understand her loss, because she still had her husband, Connor and their other children, Concepta, Rose of Sharon, Guggles, Marianina, Angelina, Humphrey John-Jo, Ludovic and Babbette, but those people didn't understand a Mother's love and it's counter, grief, for they don't know what an involuntary and insidious thing grief is; and even if she had known that they were alive and well and living in Trimontium Roman Camp in the wild Borderlands in 163 AD she would still have felt the agony of losing them, of being unable to see them, hold them, love them; but one evening, on his return from his shift as a Tram Driver for Glasgow Corporation, on a network that made easy meat of the orogeny which had created Glasgow with it's wrinkled crust and gave some routes the nickname of switchbacks, for the steep climbs and swooping descents the reason why his own weans loved to ride upstairs at the front, Connor brought in his usual Evening Times and, after supper and putting the children to bed and laying out their school clothes for the older ones, Kathleen read the paper by gaslight in the living room, which was when she discovered that a prominent Melrose-born archaeologist, Alexander Curle, had recently discovered a section of brickwork from the Trimontium Bath-house which had a strange piece of graffiti scratched into it: 'Tam and Boabie O'Hare born Glesca 1938 wiz hear on v FEB. CMXVI AB URBE CONDITA'! and Kathleen stared at it, read the whole story over three times, then roused Connor from the doze he was having on the other side of the fireplace and showed it to him: "we're gaunie gaun doon therr ramorra," said Kathleen, "whit furr?" grunted Connor: "tae see it," replied Kathleen: "it must be the bhoys, it must be, hoo mony O'Hares wis born in Rottenrow in 1938 named Tam an Boabie? gey few, it muss be them!" and Connor looked at his wife with a rare intensity, for behind the façade of impetuosity, Kathleen was capable of sound rationation: "bit hoo could we tell, Hen, it micht no be," but Kathleen could not be mollified: "we'd recconise their wrichtin, ah wud, a mile aff!" and Connor agreed: "av goat twa days aff, ye'd better leave sumthin fer the weans," and Kathleen, business-like, stood and tied on her pinny: "ah'll mak them a Plum Duff, ye'll find some siller thrupp'nies in the wee boax nex door, ane fer each o them, an a shillin so ma mammie kin get fish suppers fer their tea, ah'll get Aggie tae help her pit them tae bed, so a wudden thrupp'nie bit'll be fair koha, she'll likely stey ower tae get them oot fur the schill – ah wonder whaur we'll be able tae stey ower," and Connor was able to re-assure her: "sure, isn't there a Youth Hostel therr? it opened last year an Sammy Souter wis doon there wi the Cyclin' Club, said it's a fine big place, we'll stey therr," and received a hug from his wife

  • #7772 submitted 02/05/2019: ailurophile, who would have thunk it, mettlesome, addulce v.

    "Who'da thunk it?" gasped Hyman Kaplan, retrieving his cigarette from the dirt, and once the others had recovered from their surprise and been introduced to Luc Action Man and Columbine Action Woman, Hyman explained that he and the other four had been staying at the MacFarlane Castle Hotel, incognito, because they were trying to find the two women who had been trafficked from New York – one of whom was the DA in the Bronx and was prosecuting Sir Parlane MacFarlane and his sidekick, Dominic Doubleday as part of a massive people-trafficking operation,; they had followed them here, along with two heavies from the Hotel, handed over to Doubleday and then forced into the caves; they, Hyman and the others, had left their Town Car outside but it has gone – they have no idea if we are even in the same century! then Milly suggested that they try their cell-phones, to see if they can establish the date – if the phones still work; it was actually Milly's, using a sim-card she had bought at the Hotel, who managed to get the answer: we are in 2084 – the others having left 2038, which is why Milly and Isa look 20 years older that they were at home though still, obviously mettlesome and I had to remind mysel that in February 2019 the still were at home, in Aunty May's and that the two women here and now were my cousins in twenty years time; in the absence of any transport, Hyman suggested than we should walk back to the Hotel – if it's still there, but whether any of their cash or credit cards are still valid we will only discover when they try to use them; it didn't actually take too long, but the Hotel had changed dramatically from when our cousins and their friends had left it: it was a vast, sprawling Campus, with billboards advertising it's attractions, such as Canada's biggest year-round Funfair, travels in a Time Machine – a tiny Worm Hole that only wen an hour into the future, which meant those in a family or group of friends who didn't want to enter, had to hang around for an hour till the others showed up – a circus for ailurophiles, featuring every kind of cat, from domestic Moggies to Lions, Tigers, Cheetahs and Leopards but the most dramatic announced the imminent opening of MacFarlane Neanderthal World and Country Club! and surprise surprise, the cards still worked, fifty years after they had last been used, although evidently no interest had accrued on the debit cards: "well, we obviously haven't earned anything in that time – and I guess my books are probably out of print by now, so no royalties," said Kaplan, with a rueful laugh, "it looks like we never get back to our own time, makes you wonder, if we kick it here, what'll be put on our tombstones, eh?" but Miss Mitnick rolled her eyes and said: "we're not wondering, already, from fortyfive years ago we've only aged a few weeks, is that at miracle of modern science or what? if we have to fill in any forms add fortyfive years to get your birth date or the local Tourist Board will be hot on our trail for a piece about the anti-aging qualities of Nova Scotia or PEI – probably the bracing winds and the tang of the sea, gimme a bowl of borscht and I'll die a happy woman! ha!" and Mrs Moskowitz said she was dying to send postcards to her son Marvin in Seattle and daughter Gerda in San Francisco: "literally dying, but who knows where they are now? if Hyman's right and we maybe don''t get back I'd lay myself down and weep for my grandchildren, I may never see them again and that breaks a mother's heart," by which time the rest of us were on the brink of tears, apart from Lulu – the least addulcive person I know, so hard-boiled you'd need a sledgehammer to crack her shell – and the Action figures, who didn't look out of place with so many holidaymakers and day-trippers wearing an assortment of incongruous costumery, so she'd taken them for a walk around the place, try to get a map and find out what the Neanderthal World set-up was, and where MacFarlane and Doubleday had their Control Room!

  • #7771 submitted 02/04/2019: mycology, cachexia, condone, Alberta Clipper n.

    "Hoots Mon!" cried Lulu, as we slid out of the crevice into a dusty place to a reception party which included my cousins Isa and Milly, or at least their somewhat older selves and a pair of even older women and a man who looked very like Jimmy Durante, right down to his schnozzle: "where are we?" asked Jasmine, embracing Isa and Milly, while "who are you?" asked the man; our journey hadn't lasted very long, although we all felt squashed and stretched, a bit like cachexia patients whose muscles had wasted – my feet felt too heavy, my head too light, if I didn't know a bit about mycology, I'd have suspected magic mushrooms, and that thought filled my head with the Tenniel image of the caterpillar in Alice's Adventures in Wonderland puffing on his hookah; is this Wonderland? I wondered; in truth we had travelled faster than the Alberta Clipper and once Lulu, Jasmine and I had rested our backs against the rocks, while Isa and Milly told the other three – Hyman, Sadie and Rose – who we were, I suddenly remembered what – or who – we had in our backpacks: I whispered to Lulu and we each opened our own packs and took out the toy figures: "what's this? party time?" asked Hyman, and I rather condoned his rudeness, for he didn't have the faintest idea what would happen next; I nodded to the two figures and in an instant they were full size, and even Hyman was lost for words, dropping his cigarette from his dropped jaw!

  • #7770 submitted 02/03/2019: rede, flare, senescence, musher n.3

    And here I must rede to you in explanation, for at the same time as the previous, that is, in 2038 AD, the quiet exfiltration of Crystal Shann-Delyeer DA (AKA China Blue) and her friend Flora Dora from Clan MacFarlane Hotel on Prince Edward Island, Nova Scotia, was observed by Rose Mitnick, who quickly contacted the rest of her group and, while in 2019 we were mushers, padding through snow to our destination, the three American journalists and two Police Scotland Officers, all intent on capturing Sir Parlane MacFarlane followed, in their hired Town Car, MacFarlane's heavies, but keeping well back from the hotel SUV which was heading into the hills; now, while there may have been times when Hyman Kaplan was aware of approaching senescence, that vanished whenever he was on the scent of a scoop and when the watchers saw the heavies hand the two women over to Dominic Doubleday, who led them into a narrow fissure in a bare rock-face, Kaplan knew they were getting close; once the SUV had passed the end of the track where the Town Car waited, my cousin Detective Sergeant Milly Millican nosed out and head back in the direction of the last sighting; even before she had pulled on the hand-brake, my other cousin Detective Inspector Isa Urquhart was out and stepping quickly to the sheer rock, but it was Sadie Moskowitz who found the entrance, a clever overhang shielded it from all but one angle, and once found, it was agreed that Isa and Milly go first, followed by Rose, Sadie and Hyman in that order – Hyman had produced a handgun, so he could guard the rear; it took half an hour, creeping along the low and narrow tunnel before they reached a wider area, with no further to go – but slight signs of a struggle and three sets of footprints ending against the far wall; having some idea about Worm Holes, and convinced that this must be the starting point for Doubleday and the two women, they agreed that they must go together, for if they were separated they might never catch up with each other again; so in a tight huddle, they stood where the others must have stood, but nothing happened until Sadie, feeling slightly claustrophobic, reached out a hand to steady herself against the rock: there was a sudden flare which illuminated the small cavern like a nuclear explosion, followed by intense darkness, where all each one knew was that they were holding hands with two of the others, then Time and Space shifted and they felt like they were hurtling down a roller-coaster ride which ended with another flare and a sudden heavy landing, which sent them all sprawling; when their eyes had adjusted, they found that they were still in the same place as they had started from, which brought out intense frustration and some anger, until Milly noticed something that had not been here before – a cigarette butt: "so either someone followed us in, or Doubleday must have dropped it after he arrived," said Hyman, voicing the thoughts of the others, although Isa wondered if it was entirely separate, "because we don't have any idea whether we have gone into the Future or the Past, we could be anywhere in time!"

  • #7769 submitted 02/02/2019: rede, Imbolc, portend, rabbit hole, n.

    Now, draw near my dears and let me just rede it to you, as it happened, on that fateful day of Imbolc, the Second of February, in the Year of Our Lord Two Thousand and Nineteen, just as the snows began to fall on what was forecast to be the coldest night of the Winter (so far!) portending strange and mysterious events that would change my life, and those of my companions, Lulu Broon, Jasmine Juniper-Green and Little Levy Balquhidder's two Best Friends Forever, Luc Action Man and Columbine Action Woman – both back to toy-size, I carried Columbine in my back-pack and Lulu had Luc in hers, Jasmine had the bottle of Laphroaig; Lulu, Jasmine and I left Levy's house in Priors Walk and took the Bogle Burn road which runs past the new Borders Crematorium and the old Waird's Cemetery towards Rhymer's Stone, but taking the turn-off to the right which would lead us round the North Eildon and up to the shoulder between that and Mid Hill, there we were to look for what Little Levy called a Rabbit Hole, but assured us that we would be able to squeeze through; once in The Cavern, according to Little Levy, it would be a simple matter of using a compass and counting steps to find the entrance to Tunnel 39 which would take us to our destination; what none of us knew was that in 2038 CE, on Prince Edward Island, Nova Scotia, two young women were being taken forcibly to a similar Worm-Hole to be transported through Time only, to the same place but in 2084 - the very same Space/Time location as us!

  • #7767 submitted 02/01/2019: rede, inexorable, largesse, pontificalia n.

    And Doubleday nodded, so MacFarlane continued: "ok, if that's sortit, whaur ur we aboot the Cave Men?" and Doubleday brightened, feeling more confident, on less shaky ground: "aye, thur Cavern's ready, it's amazin; thon Architect's dun a grand job, ye'd think it wis the Eildon's – or whitever the Cave Men cry thur Hills – an even the Valley looks the same, he's divertet the river as weel as dividin the big hill intae three, an the viewin tunnels fur the punters, they'se perfect, the rubbernecks'll be able tae see whitever's gaun oan, richt close up, whithir it's huntin, cookin, eatin, sleepin – even cave pentin – but it's the fuckin, the hale caboodle, it's a voyeur's Paradise, an when we gie them the chance tae get fully interactive, oo'll hae thum queuein up fer miles, pure dead brilliant Boss, magic idea!" so Sir Parlane sat back with a grin, "ah ken, Dom, ah've got loads of bricht ideas, but let's face it, it's yersel that rede's ma intentions an turns thum intae reality, oor a great team an thegither wur progress is inexorable, an ah'll admit, if it wisnae fur yersel, nane o ma ideas wud ever be realised, which is why the introduction o the Cavern fowk is sae important - there's nuthin else tae touch it in the hale Americas;" Doubleday nodded, then said: "if ye decide tae run fer the Presidency o Nova Scotia, Boss, the fact that ye've harnessed Nature in ane valley on Prince Edward, brought the Past slap bang intae the Present should be worth a couple o million votes, especially fae a the punters wha've had a belter here," and Sir Parlane grinned: "aye, ye've worked like a Trojan, Dom - lissen, dae ye fancy a wee bit fun this weekend, ah think ye shood bring up thon pair fae Gotham City, arrived in 2038 jist afore we zipped up here, an ah wudnae mind donnin ma pontificalia an showerin the whitey wi ma largesse, div ye think ye could haunle the other ane, Pal?"

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