A wave of anxiety nearly capsized the haberdasher as he waded through the flotsam of fabric and jettisoned raiment on the atelier floor, for he feared that the piece de resistance of his collection, a trig zoot suit of impeccable tailoring, would clash with the design principles that had inhered in his aesthetic over the years and had made him a successful chandler of men’s apparel.
Daunted by the rigorous exam that would seal their collegiate fates, the students commiserated over beers and blunts and engaged in sprack discussion over the merits of standardized testing; however, after several swig and drag sessions, the conversation (inevitably) waxed eccentric as they ruminated over whether their souls would skylark in heaven; face eternal damnation; or linger in that interstitial space between heaven and hell known as limbo, if they offed themselves in a suicide pact for failing the exam.
The dreadnought pressed on against the surly sea with the intractability of a wayward mammothrept -insolent against mother nature as she buffeted the behemoth with sprack waves and blustery winds, which drowned out the communication of the ship's crew whose squalls were not unlike the unintelligible patois of the citizens of Babel.
Post accident, I engaged in a bit of mental multitasking in which I adumbrated the events that led up to my car being plowed into by a massive semi; thanked the moving spirit that allowed me to emerge from the accident unscathed; pondered my penchant for being accident prone; and wondered what the two officers on the scene were saying as they conversed in their policeman patois.
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