Quadrivial Quandary:  Logophiles, Rejoice!  Each day we give you four unusual words.  Can you fit them all in one illustrative sentence?
Quandary Resolution 1262
St. Elmo's fire, don't shoot the messenger, amerce, baksheesh
If my hot desire were St. Elmo's fire (Now don't go all quizzical, We're waxing metaphysical) Then I (fond wight) would strike a light Somewhere amidships (Let's say, below hips) In her moan zone; And if she sought me to amerce For violation of her privy purse I'd disburse baksheesh in the form of verse Crying 'don't shoot the messenger, I do you no wrong, It's not I that usurps, but my concupiscent schlong'.
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