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Quandary Resolution 2652
volte-face, spallation, stultify, canorous
And it came to pass that I took pity on Mrs. Katz and bought her a new pencil sharpener, she having reached an impasse with the previous one by virtue of not having emptied it for three years, subsequent to which I cast her into the outer darkness (with the wailing and the gnashing of teeth and the stultifying sounds of elevator music) where you have to take your damn pencils home to sharpen them but, having taken them home and suffering sadly from extreme spallation of her wits owing to some genetic defect, she kept forgetting to bring them back to the office, so I did a volte-face and found an electric sharpener with a transparent receptacle in the front and, verily, I gave it unto her and am enjoying the sound of her reading aloud, slowly, carefully, and canorously, the directions (for operating a pencil sharpener, remember!) to herself these last ten minutes.
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